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@King829

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Katılım Temmuz 2010
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@MeGustoCarne I saw her in person once and was ready to risk it all THICC
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@King829 Yes unless you drink beer which I don’t
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@RodsFromGod Circles stopped being a thing a while back we can all see this
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@Jsheff001 Went to the dr today and he said I passed it without noticing
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@Katerade Please don’t get murdered on Panda Day. Tomorrow feel free to tempt death but not today
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Kate@Katerade·
Entering my hobo era, don't text
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@_A_L_3_X Don’t forget an entire Cricket league that plays in Arlington
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@Jsheff001 Last time I thought I had food poisoning it was a kidney stone I still have not passed
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Who the fuq eats jackfruit. Lamest trivia round ever artificial meat and tea category
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@Jsheff001 My wife yell WTF is that from the next room
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@Katerade Poor twitter is going to see a drop in traffic without what really makes the the reply guys log in
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Kate@Katerade·
@King829 Not to mention depriving the people of weekday pool thirst traps
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Kate@Katerade·
I am allegedly, unofficially starting my new-but-not-really job today but nobody has told me shit about shit so guess I'm just supposed to get showered and dressed at a reasonable time like a chump in case I'm supposed to be on camera this morning, or worse, go to the office.
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@Katerade they literally waited until your favorite time of the year to be ready for you
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Kate@Katerade·
@King829 Kinda bullshit that the bulk of my unintentional sabbatical was during the winter
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@gjb512 And that is why you show be an angels fan
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Jim Sandford@JimSandfor43534·
@King829 Sunday morning drives hit different! Empty roads, good tunes, and that peaceful vibe before the world wakes up. The Friday traffic grind is the price we pay for that sweet Sunday cruise 🚗💨
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As much as I despise the 5 hour drive to Houston on Friday during the day I love the 3.5 hour ride home early Sunday morning. Why can’t they make all the rides out of Sunday mornings?
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Last year I bought rockets tickets to spite the Mavs If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions
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