Mr.King

Woke up just in time for the gym

Getting drunk today is just borrowing happiness from tomorrow

Alright

@BabyDickEdgar @_woofie me to por favor :)

Sometimes I text and drive. I know it's dangerous but I do stupid things when I'm drunk.

it's a tool box kinda weekend: getting hammered, acting ratchet, and screwing something

The Dancing Ghost on Snapchat be Turnin Up!

@nina_baby17 mad

She want That 5 Dollar Footlong

"@im_moniquee: Text me! @TeGustaMarie_" don't do it!

RT "@Tara_MHMG: If I don't eat I get moody"

"@Tara_MHMG: My twitter is dead my IG is dead my Snapchat is dead my FB is dead my life is pretty boring right now" no friends

Olympus Has Fallen Drastically

So I've been told

Guess when I text I'm a totally different person..then when I talk to someone in person

Got a bunch of pussies fight outside All I hear is meow meow meow lol

Girls are like "I wish I could find a guy just like you" and I'm like but I am a guy just like me

She's honesty cute A F

Don't remember who's who in my contacts

Turnt up with the McDonald's manager!