stephen aka slicklizzard

I was once described as a “big ol’ boy” by the police

@afw0091 Sure is, huh?

Imagine naming your fucking kid Aspen

Watch Weapons

Ozzy, bro. Fuck.

I miss partying and I miss @FreeThrowEmo

I miss the feeling of knowing people give a shit about me

All caught up on the Berserk manga. What am I supposed to do now?

Every ten minutes the plug doesn’t text back is a year off of my life

The Fresh Prince of Zanarkand 😭

Very ready to smoke a gobbler this Saturday

“Dear Ronnie, How’s that dick hangin’? Low, I hope.”

ff9 sd

@afw0091 I’m not ready to fight mean kids’ parents

I’m not ready for my kid to be around mean kids🙃

Bought a turkey mouth call to practice on. Can’t wait for autumn to get home from lunch.

My 3 year old doesn’t want to sit around listening to Dopesmoker all the way through with me. Can I get someone cooler to hang out with?

@KingAssBeater What do you mean👀

You know what rules? Cigarettes.