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Alexhausen Cross

@KingCandyCaner

Time's Person of the Year 2006. If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, is stalking the sincerest form of love? XBL: rcandpopcorn

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MissyHyatt@RealMissyHyatt·
I just heard brock lesnar is back. Did they find a woman to woo him back with urination videos? Did a big wig procure him a woman as a negotiation perk? Or did he just want to get out of the house, since those previous allegations are never fun to discuss with your wife if you are home 24/7?
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Billy Mays III@infinitethird·
wrestling fans are normal!
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Whar❓️@the_whar·
mommy wants you to find all her trophies please
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Sitcom People@SitcomPeople·
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Cartoon Network@cartoonnetwork·
Rest in peace, Professor ❤️ Thank you, Tom Kane, for lending your voice to the father of three perfect little girls and bringing The Force to millions of fans. You'll live on in our childhood memories forever.
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baby dog@babydogfanclub·
happy baby dog monday!! he hopes his big smile and soft tummy can help everyone with their monday 💕
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Matt Cardona@TheMattCardona·
What was your backyard wrestling entrance music?
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narsa.🪺@rathor7_·
Trump looks like the back of Ashley's head in The Boys
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Alexhausen Cross@KingCandyCaner·
@parkerslawyer Reminds me of Blue’s Clues ice cream that had VERY blue cookies that turned your poop VERY green.
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pop vibes@popsvibe·
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they told me “go face hard cam” but I accidentally heard “show face card glam”
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baby dog@babydogfanclub·
happy baby dog sunday!! he's still learning all the wonders of the glass table ✨️
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horse dentist@equine__dentist·
unfortunately this fit would actually go hard
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BFI@BFI·
Badger, badger, badger... MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM 🍄 Jonti Picking's flash animation - and earworm - set the world alight in 2003, becoming one of the internet's most iconic memes. Now preserved in the BFI National Archive.
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weather@dsxf234161·
i think shes doing alright
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Pidge!@pidgedotcom

@regularaugust I wonder where the “suck my dick I’m working at NASA” woman is now

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Sitcom People@SitcomPeople·
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Alexhausen Cross@KingCandyCaner·
Putting “evil” before “nice” is a good tell that you’ve hitched a ride on the bandwagon within the past month.
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Alexhausen Cross@KingCandyCaner·
@KiddKobalt I got EXTREMELY lucky MULTIPLE times with all of the Matty exclusives. Looking back, I’m like “wym I got Arn, Tully, and Bundy for retail at the same time?”
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