Patrick Doyle

This should be watched before every Browns vs Ravens game #Browns

I think the deli at @kroger purposefully puts the label sticker on in a way that is impossible to open without putting a hole in the plastic bag. There is no other explanation for it happening every single time

If your recipe has both lemon juice and lemon zest. Make sure you list the zest first. It's really hard to get the zest in step 4 when the lemon was juiced in step 3.

People might be sleeping but it's time to wake up. Sanders for superbowl

This is your fault. Fuck you #JohnCena

We should bring bullying back at least until people aren't comfortable using the term sportsball like it's an insult.

Why do fantasy shows insist on filming 75% of the scenes in pitch black? Can't see a damn thing in @TheWheelOfTime

Any and every dish, cup, bowl, or mug that isn't microwave safe should immediately go to one of those stress release break stuff rooms. They have no place in a civilized home.

Tupac being a gay ballerina is only half as disappointing the irish are going to be today

Fuck Russell Wilson and martini glasses @DangeRussWilson

I don't care how good it is or if it is called good luck soup for new years day. Soup should never be the main course

I'm aware of where the university is located. Knoxville just isn't important enough to know anything about

I have no hate for Tennessee. It's not their fault they are come up inbreds. They didn't know what they were doing when they sold Nashville's soul. They really thought 30 of the exact same over priced roof top bars in a row might be a good idea.

Always test the lights before you string the tree.

Jersey Mike's Giant number 13 the original Italian on white Mayo, Lettuce, tomato, extra juice, Seasoning, banana peppers, EXTRA CHERRY PEPPER RELISH

If there was ever day for the @Browns to come through. Today is the day. Do it for Jim Donovan. Rip Jim. You will be missed.

I thought I was a blueberry guy for a long time. I was wrong. There is nothing on earth better than a perfectly ripe blackberry.

I don't care what section of the menu wings and nachos are in. I don't order them to share.

I don't care how old you are. If you advertise Fresh Lemonade. It had better not be a glass of warm Sunny D like the children on the street corner just sold us.

@McDonalds your $5 meal deal isn't fooling anyone. Charging five bucks for 4 dollar menu items isn't a good deal. Even common core could see that math doesn't work.

Chicken wings deserve to be deep fried. Don't deprive them or yourself by thinking a grill or smoker is acceptable. And while we are at. They need tossed in sauce. Sauce on the side is for children.