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Drake is the GOAT. 3 bumbahole albums and each one is a different genre. Good Lord we’re eating exceedingly well

Patiently waiting for Iceman to drop

@mimitheblogger A day before Iceman drops and you think he’s testing the waters… C’mon Mimi 😭

I think Drake is leaking his stuff to see everyone’s reaction He is known to do this btw guys It happens every single project

@Blue_Footy @footballontnt No room for shin kicker I see 🙂‍↔️

Cole Palmer names his Chelsea's 5-a-side team: "My 5-a-side team would be Tosin, Reece, Lavia, because when he's fit is the best ever, Joâo Pedro and Steve [Estevão]." ~ @footballontnt

I’ll shed tears yuh nuh bmt

@lauriewhitwell Big mistake, repeating the same cycle as Ole when Alonso and Iroala are available

🚨 Michael Carrick in line for permanent Manchester United head coach job, with recommendation being made by football leaders to executive committee, led by Sir Jim Ratcliffe. Set to pave way for talks on new contract ⬇️ #MUFC nytimes.com/athletic/72433…

That headlock spin, and dash will go down in folklore history 😂💀

Not enough Odegaard praise on my TL for my liking. Let your apologies be as loud as your disrespect

@StashPeso 2 more games. Let’s lock in

@KingH3rc Fhbehdbdhdbddhshshshd I get it man. I relate

I FUCKING UNDERSTAND!!! 😂😂😂

Trossard had Solo by Future on repeat. Only way to explain that phenomenal performance

The way I bellowed the house down when VAR rightfully disallowed the goal, my neighbours knocked to ask if everything was ok 💀💀

Odegaard changed the game for us!! To all you odegaard nonbelievers, you underachievers, you tweet and deleters, you guys make me sick to my stomach fam!

Ugly win for Arsenal, but we’ll take those around here. The title is so close, oh so close ❤️🤍

I need Chris Brown & Drake to stop the foolishness and drop a collab album.

And the TL thought I was mad when I said I wouldn’t crash out if someone told my sister to take off her wig. Kmt

And people want me to be Arteta Out?! Are they mad 😭😭😭

Me on booking.com booking the first available accommodation in Budapest. #COYG

Spread the word! Saka is BACK

@StashPeso You’ve gone mad, respect Zubi 😭

@KingH3rc MLS x Odegaard X Rice with Eze on the left

Rice basically played in the 6 today so we gotta drop Zubi