Mantis Toboggan

Err mah gherr

@DMoriartee war eagle, war eagle, war eagle. Just like my boi Cam said. Tigers for life buddy.

Jebus crimpes. Is it regular season yet? What do I do with myself these days?

Bitches are on tinder taking pics in their underwear looking for instagram followers but they preach about not degrading women? Tahaaa

Wow. Espresso done did me dirty. Never have I felt this shitty after eating a ton of pizza. And I eat a ton of pizza quite often

Huge day for my step-son @TaylorMade721 !!! Keep being you chrissy poo

Tmtl. Although I absolutely nailed the gym teacher look! Definitely still gonna rock that Dick Schwartz, Phys. Ed. look for shits n gigs

After such a fatherly weekend trip to NYC, I decided I need to step up my wardrobe and start looking more professional. Young Squires baby..

Three letters bitches.. N.F.L. No more pussy footing, flopping, whining and all that other bullshit. America's favorite game is coming soon!

I watched the game! Listen to my thoughts!!!

Game of thrones is just the worst. Why bother?

I don't know or care much about politics but I'd rather see Dwayne Johnson run our country rather that a Bush or a Clinton

@TheRealDickGray should've listened to mick jagger years ago bud...

2nite imma b stuntin wit my click

Can we talk about deflate gate again? Why are we talking about transgender rich people on sports center?

@odawggong yes my son. Half an avo a day is great for the soul and body

@odawggong avos are a lot of fat my dude, gotta keep the avo intake reasonable

Ouu spicy outlook for this summer, finna get real weird #summer15

Nothing worse than a gym lingerer just tryna be buddy buddy with all the regulars.. Fuck the fuck off bruh

@Stinchmon ouu very nice. When you coming back to the good old 978?