King Mitt

These younglings are about to bear witness to the greatest die performance they’ve ever seen #StillGotIt

Rumors going around about some old friends coming to my city this weekend and all I can say is #horny

@daboozler69 Don’t ask @tedhitchCOCK0 for any advise

Any tips on how to not be a chud

@skramzbunny @daboozler69

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

@_MissVivie @tedhitchCOCK0 @daboozler69

Which sex position is recommended for men with small d!cks?

@hornypirate387 Heaviest retweet of my burner career

What happened to drinking 150 proof and committing assault in the land of the free? #thanksbiden

@tedhitchCOCK0 We’re old Ted

@KingMitt30 It’s time for us to retire Mitt. I can’t keep doing this

Wow. I need to stop taking stimulants and drinking

@daboozler69 @nottherealbiggy

Everyone be quiet, @hornypirate387 is strudeling cheeks upstairs rn

Nothing quite like a little sloot posting about her love for Jesus

Tonight is the night that @hornypirate387 will plant the seed for a child to come in 9 months

@WoozySquirrell @zmanfeatherbull @daboozler69 does this test every weekend

@zmanfeatherbull Who’s gonna test this with me? For science

What is more gay: Passively getting your dick sucked for 7 minutes by a man Or Actively making out with a man for 10 minutes.

@hornypirate387 defo sober rn games gone soft #titbarisweak

Oh bartender

@minnowshorn is getting absolutely pigged. Us vs the liquor tn

This and a sloot

@JackGoffBurner U and dick in the welly bathroom

Hitting arms and John Wall just came up. I know what I must do

If u get a bowl at chipotle, ur a fag