☯️ John Churchill

@ClimateWarrior7 You add grapes to the wine, airborne yeast attracted to the grapes sugar starts to ferment, within 3 days there is alcohol, within 21 days there's enough alcohol to get you tipsy.

Jesus did NOT turn water into wine. This is scientifically impossible except via the addition of sugar and yeast and other materials and a long fermentation process.

@vrilliumlive If you spoil your kids their brains turn to mulch. Landlording has to be one of the easiest, boring jobs on the planet where the brain turns into jelly.

White Parents: we purposefully kneecapped our kids and gave his whole inheritance to charity 👍🏻 Jew parents: We bought our son several rental properties and passive income businesses at age 25 and will leave him $2.5M after using our ethnic connections to get him a $200K job

@TateTheTalisman The closer you are to the equator the faster the cheese grows, if water is scarce do you wash yourself or save it for drinking and cut the cheese factory off.

I had no idea how butt hurt circumcised men are about men with their full dicks intact. Was totally unaware this was a thing until I made a joke today. Why are they so upset?

@CigsMake Eat and drink what makes you strong. Alcohol does not make you strong it's a poison. Alcohol free beer and wines make you strong.

This, 8 beers, Marlboro reds, old country songs, and asking if I’m stripes or solids before every shot.

@WorkElizab Alpha males would do all this for women and much more, marry them, buy them a home, give them a family. Then in return women would divorce the Alpha and marry the Beta male waiting in the shadows for his moment. So the answer is NO.

Can we actually do that?

@DrTedros Happy Easter to you Tedros, have a good one.

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating. May your homes be filled with hope, health, and above all, peace.

@pearlythingz Women miss marrying Alpha males then divorcing them for a lower down Beta male. Alphas are no longer marrying so the Betas don't get a chance either, Betas certainly won't furnish a woman with a house.

It’s always mother and not wife

@MediaSOI We tried getting closer to Europe but our own politicians messed that up, namely Tony Blair. We could bring back what we wanted from the EU, but Blair decided to illegally sanction everyone to how much they could bring back.

British people. Who should we be closer to?

@AlDaMan111 @MediaSOI I saw a bar in Holland that said "No English". We still went in. They think we are all knife carrying holligans.

@MediaSOI Europeans despise the British, it's always been like this. Look at the current situation with France, they treat us like the dumping ground for the worst of the worst. We pay them millions to stop dumping, they just laugh at us take the money & do nothing.

@KatieMiller Stay at home daughters is the new way.

Gen Z women are officially done chasing the “girlboss” grind. A new poll shows 47% of Gen Z aspire to be a tradwife — married, with kids and the husband as the top earner. Girlboss ranked 2nd, digital nomad 3rd, and a strong 14% aspired to be a trophy wife — the classic MRS degree. The biggest lie women were told is that success comes from the workplace. Success is expanding humanity for its survival. The joy of motherhood is indescribable and better than any job title.

@sophielouisecc That'll be that toxic vaccine everyone took like dumb sheep, where the protein spike went to every part of the body.

5000 people PER DAY are signing up for ‘disability benefits’ Yet you want to yell at poor Joan who has worked for 40 odd years non stop for getting a pension that’s minimum wage and below most of Europe Get out of here

@DearS_o_n What's the point

Now 80% single men say they're not even interested in dating anymore. What happened guys?

@robprogressive Because we have Productive Class v Political Class.

Why is it that MPs get a £3,300 a year pay rise AND benefits get put up 6.2% Yet the everyday person has had Council tax put up 5%, food & energy is WAY up & taxes are all up/thresholds frozen I’ll tell you why. It’s called socialism It’s taking money off those who work, & giving it to those who don’t work It bloats the public sector until the wastage is so much & everything gets so expensive that the system implodes

@NoContextBrits We used it as chalk

@DrSuneelDhand Zero respect, a man that went to Climate Conventions while owning two gas guzzling Jaguars.

I wish we could bring this sort of banter to US politics! America would be a lot better for it RIP John Prescott, he was a stalwart of British politics (Deputy Prime Minister under Tony Blair)

@AvonandsomerRob which was perfectly legal under the laws of the EU. That was the end of the EU for the UK.

@AvonandsomerRob We had freedom of movement and freedom of movement of goods, enjoyed by all in the EU. Tony Blair took away the freedom of movement of goods, that meant buying cheaper goods in other member states was gone for us. Blair accused UK/EU citizens of dodging UK taxes

A decade on, and with Keir Starmer edging us slowly closer to the EU, would it be appropriate to ask a different generation if they want to Rejoin or stay out? Britain hasn't thrived as expected, without EU membership and regulation. Our institutions have become vulnerable to US takeover without EU protections, and illegal immigration has gone through the roof as EU nations are no longer obliged to stop the boats crossing the channel. Neither are they obliged to accept returns - a benefit we enjoyed as part of the EU. Do the negatives outweigh the positives of Leaving? Put your party colours aside, and think..

@anon_opin You can get a toilet seat bidet and install it a 10 minutes

Every newly built house in the UK should come with a bidet in the bathroom by law.

@eb92safc Productive Class v Political Class

The UK is the only country in world where the working class get absolutely shafted by its own government.

@PolitlcsUK The USA have had this for at least 10 years.

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