Taraba Mayor🫅

My grandma no want rest.

Lmaoooooo! This modafuka made DV this hilarious🤣🤣

If you’re proud of your father, retweet and like this tweet.❤️

Sensodyne

Record will have it that I've knack a witch before.

Many Nigerians still no realise say this na their future very soon! The very places wey dem dey flee go, the bandits go still meet them there. Na time e go take!

No time for soft life o, only the strong ones fit survive under this terrorizing regime.💪🏽

nassarawa attÀck yesterday

Brushing your teeth outside where you can be seen.

Instagram is a cigarette for the eyes. TikTok is sugar for the brain. X is caffeine mixed with outrage. YouTube rewards focus but steals time if you let it. Facebook is nostalgia sold as relevance. Snapchat is attention that evaporates. LinkedIn is ego in a suit. Reddit is intelligence buried under noise. OnlyFans is loneliness monetized. Here are Real Luxuries in life 1. Living 10 minutes from work or working at home 2. Living 5 minutes from the gym 3. Having quiet neighbors 4. Having money left at the end of the month and investing it 5. Peace at home 6. Drinking coffee without rushing 7. Sleeping with a clear conscience 8. Laughing with people who truly get you 9. Traveling every year 10. Waking up naturally without an alarm 11. Enjoying a home-cooked meal with loved ones 12. Having time to read a book in one sitting 13. Finding joy in simple daily routines 14. Having a pet that greets you happily at the door These are the things that actually feel rich.

This total harassment.

As the solicitor to the family of the late Ochanya, I have been hesitant and very cautious about making public statements regarding this tragic case. However, people have been tagging and reaching out to me for clarifications. @Winifunds has very serious questions to answer regarding what she knows about the circumstances of the death of Miss Ochanya. I have attached certified excerpts from the judgement of the Federal High Court sitting in Makurdi, delivered on 28th April, 2022 in the charge filed by NAPTIP against Mrs. Felicia Ogbuja (Winifred’s mother). Mrs Felicia was convicted and sentenced to five months imprisonment for failing to protect the late Ochanya who was under her care. If you read page 14 of the judgement, you will see that Winifred’s name came up in the course of the proceedings. A witness testified under oath that Winifred caught her brother (Victor Ogbuja), who is still on the run, and reported to their father, Mr. Andrew Ogbuja. Based on what I know, Winifred refused or failed to cooperate with the investigators. She failed to make a statement regarding her role in the case. Efforts by investigators to get to her proved abortive. If she had cooperated, it would have likely had a profound impact on the quest for justice for Ochanya. That is all that I can say at this time.

I can smell law suit

Baruch Hashem Adonai ✝️🤍 {This is so so beautiful 🥹}

Date cancelled, I asked her to send me uber and she said I should take cap. Bro don't settle for less.

Date canceled. I asked if I could come with two of my friends for security reasons and all bills on her.

Date canceled, she said she can’t pay for my uber.

I love this trend They must see how stupid they sound + the privilege they’ve been enjoying

If you want to take a fine boy out on a date, please come prepared. This is not a charity organization. First, you’ll need to sponsor his outfit. A fine boy cannot be appearing in last week’s drip, he has standards. Next, pay his barber because the fade won’t cut itself. After that, arrange pickup from his house. Transportation is part of the romance. Remember, this is a fine boy we are talking about. The competition is intense. Applications are plenty. So if you’re not ready to invest, kindly step aside and allow serious contenders to proceed. These are simply the bare minimum requirements. I have spoken.

@abati1990 @grok please summarise

My Marriage Failed Because I Was Unprepared — Kaffy Speaks Out tinyurl.com/3h94faet