Tyzone
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@NoodleHairCR7 Not a hatrick, dived for the first pen, so he only scored 2
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Ballon Dor criteria is basically "whatever Messi wants"
In 2010, Messi won the Ballon Dor with 0 WC goals coz "World Cup doesnt matter"
Fast forward to 2023, Haaland did not win Ballon Dor despite winning a treble & breaking Premier League goals record coz "World Cup matters"
So whether you win the World Cup or not, Messi will rob you.


Ballon d'Or@ballondor
Can you win the Ballon d'Or without winning the World Cup? 🤔 The answer ⤵️ #ballondor lequipe.non.li/jc
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@NoodleHairCR7 *Then remembering you’re a Muslim pedo and rapist fan*
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@NoodleHairCR7 Still has a loving wife and kids to go home to whilst you’re being a cuck over a guy who doesn’t even know you exist 😭😭
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@Cypriannarims @NoodleHairCR7 Also not in his DNA to show up in those finals, or win a World Cup
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@Thee_Utd @sammy_king1284 Fucking ugly nigga, then you get reminded that you’re black and support a rapist 💀💀
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@NoodleHairCR7 This guy is such a cuck it’s unreal, supports the guy that knocked out his bum boy 😹😹
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@MatrickWilli @NoodleHairCR7 You’re some ugly smurf talking bout some “hideous” 😹
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@GyanduGyani420 @NoodleHairCR7 Can’t even beat Congo and you’re talking bout some Argentina
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@NoodleHairCR7 I swear current portugal will smoke this argentina side
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@NoodleHairCR7 Maybe he gets banned and will get his suspension lifted like Pendu
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@karmatheholy___ @NoodleHairCR7 Right. He's obsessed with cheating on the field instead and being ref and fifa baby lmao
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