Homosexual Rigmarole
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Homosexual Rigmarole
@KingUnderling
existence is pain… so join me in my delirious rampage across the interwebs ✨dirty water imp✨ Horny. Hopeless. Hoe. Silly lil goose lookin for a noose.
Katılım Aralık 2019
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@XtinaHQ The way the wig isn't even pretending to look like real hair is sending me
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Christina Aguilera becomes the new face of NEXXUS hair care and its Keraphix Collection.
She will front a new campaign titled “Nexxtina,” focused on repairing and strengthening damaged hair through protein-based formulas.
She says years of bleaching, heat styling, and constant travel have caused damage and dryness, calling the Keraphix line a “game-changer” for restoring and protecting her hair.
The collection is powered by Nexxus’ KRT (Keratin Resistance Therapy), a science-backed technology designed to rebuild hair strength from the inside out.
The “Nexxtina” campaign will roll out in the coming months, with the first official ad set to release on April 23.

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@TheDoctorLogos C because of the bear in the negative space
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Because that's what happens when you're a borderline predator
thor! - defensor dos oprimidos 💫@atenadesgracada
como pode um cara que era TÃO LINDO e angelical ter envelhecido tão mal
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@badgal_cd Just say you have no fashion sense and and you go on week long trips with 2 pairs of underwear and be done with it
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@glittersnot I mean literally facts. I had to buy them for both me and my friend.
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@podecacau Me a deviant: I really like when the pie is takoyaki
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Some sexualities on the asexual spectrum explained with pies, happy asexual day for us! 🍰💜
(Posting again because of a translation error, sorry)

Maddox; CEO OF #SAMIWIA+#NURARABREY+ #LOGANNAH@Maddox_Doodles
@podecacau Is there an English version? Sorry I'm also ace and would like to know more ace identities
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@elizabethbelsky And you're a textbook example of you get what you pay for. Because these look like they were FREE.99
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Why would I pay luxury-tax prices for something I can do perfectly well by myself while I watch TV


lorah@lorahmoe
Girls that don't get manicures and pedicures.... Why???
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@TaraBull Call the police! We are the police! Fucking cracked me up lmao
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@5am1am_6 People who wear their scrubs out in public places after work… ESPECIALLY RESTAURANTS are FUCKING DISGUSTING
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@Thevictoria76 There are at least 3 sides to every story. But regardless based on this video alone they compatible and are better off alone or with someone else.
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@end3of6days9 I've actually never met a woman who doesn't cast spells
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This girl swears she’s just a normal, basic girl… but listen to her story and tell me if you agree 😂
Her boyfriend of two months stayed over, started snooping, and completely lost it when he opened her drawer full of bird beaks — yes, bird beaks.
Then he opens the closet and rat tails go flying everywhere.
The whole time she’s repeating “I’m a normal girl” — literally three times — and she’s like “he has sisters… how does he not know this kind of stuff?!”
She seems so dead serious the entire time, even sniffling while she tells us her boyfriend left her.
I was dying laughing but honestly felt bad for her — she seemed genuinely confused and defeated.
Do you think this girl is being completely serious? It kinda seemed like it to me… what do you think? 🤔
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@ThoughtCrimes80 I literally can't hear anything else aside from BAG-AHL
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@theprairiegator Twink death comes at you so damn fast😭😭
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@LearnDIY_ I'm not at all kidding when I say this shit deserves FUCKING JAIL TIME
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@l__a10 Absolutely fucking not. This will ruin your hair over time. If you're gonna damage it this badly just for it to look this bad you're MUCH better off just wearing a wig.
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