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When you read your text and realize you are forcing them to talk to you.

Mdr Jude c'est un fumier ,regardez comment il a ignoré 🤣🤣🤣🤣

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

Some girls are just mad You agreed to go on a date with me, I paid for movie tickets, bought popcorn twice because you finished the first one in 10 minutes, got you Pepsi and water, paid for your transport to and fro and even bought shawarma after… and now you’re telling me you can’t date me?

How does he stay so balanced under pressure?

I personally never thought A. Heaven would be good enough to become a starter. But his honeymoon phase has lasted a bit too long now, so I’m starting to wonder if it ever really was a honeymoon phase. Would be so incredible if thats the case, been great since his arrival. Top technician & mental profile, very slow but i manageable.

I’ve recently been experimenting with Personal Hygiene Maxxing -brush teeth 2x per day -shower daily -deodorant -laundry 1x per week -change bedsheets biweekly Not seeing any real returns here and most likely going to stop

Mateus is one of those people are going to be shocked at how good he actually is when he joins a top 4 team

CL football secured for next season, now i need the nastiest statpad sesh over these remaining 3 games for Bruno’s assist record, idc if we’re through one on one, if Bruno didn’t play the pass, you turn around and give it to him

Bruno's literally destroyed every gripe I had with him. his decision making is unbelievable now. off ball movement is nuts. where tf did he spawn this level associative play and pausa😭??? going to break the all time big chance record. one of the greatest Prem seasons ever

Before Lammens joined United, these were short-hand notes from a scouting report I wrote. This part highlights the exact way Lammens conceded against Szoboszlai – stepping up, holds position, attacker shoots low, quickly and to the opposite corner to the side they were released,