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Today was great a guy actually sweating with no shirt on as he ran the treadmill. Do we have a dress code. Okay onto #PlanetFitness I won’t mind 10 bucks cause the place I’m at isn’t worth 5 bucks.

#LAFITNESS USE THIS VIDEO AS YOUR NEW commercial. I’m finally quitting. I can’t compete against this disaster. #Corporate won’t do anything either and no need mention location. Let them figure it out. Broken water fountains months are the best. Isn’t water important at the gym.

@Sentientmodels Say Chained up in a basement and u knew camera would go on you at game stop u were sending signals that nobody paid attention to.

I told my boss I was sick and couldn’t come to work on Wednesday.. The evidence against me is piling up fast.. What would you say if you were me?? ⚾️🏟️ #baseball #mlb #MLBall #Marlins

@stoolpresidente Dude you’re a 7 seed who cares.

The Sixers have embarrassed the city of Philadelphia. The dreaded double broom 🧹🧹I tried to tell people who celebrated winning the 1st round that it was fools gold. I’m disgusted for the city and anybody who was dumb enough to defend them. Some guys know ball. Some don’t.

@stoolpresidente @John_Fanta 20 horses. I bet your horse to come in 17th

I said if I could get a horse in the Oaks or the Derby before I died, I’d have accomplished what I wanted in horse racing. I can’t believe I’m here @John_Fanta

Of course, the usual suspects are lamenting that President Trump wasn’t assassinated tonight. If, God forbid, their morbid wishes ever come true, the quiet civil war they are waging will backfire on them. And when the real shooting starts, it will be a terrible sight to behold.

@SaraEisen What’s this guy doing. U gotta run in some direction. instagram.com/reel/DXlACi9Cs…

Thank you to our heroic Secret Service and DC police force.

@marcuslemonis I’m in a state of confusion

Pick a State you would move to if you needed to leave where you are now.

@MMAJunkie @USATODAY

UFC CEO Dana White was in attendance during the alleged shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and gave his reaction. "It was f*cking awesome. I literally took every minute of it in. It was a pretty crazy, unique experience." (via @USATODAY)

@SaraEisen I saw one guy grab his holster and just stand by a table as shots fired. I think he was looking for dessert. I’ll post video if find it. SMH

HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!!!

Wa this #FOX or #CNN tonight

There was no security at WHCD. No metal detectors, pat downs, nothing.

Tell me we are not run by a movie #Godfather #Trump. I’m so created I can’t stand myself sometimes #Movie #War #Iran #viralvídeo. Not #Political type of person but I couldn’t resist #Comedy

#Yankees someone tell me game tied in 10th man on 3rd for home team Tampa ground ball 2nd and u throw it to first. Why bother. Games over. Did Chaz even know how many outs there were. So embarrassing. Play was close we could have gotten the 2nd out and the game was over. Sweet

@FearedBuck Everyone and anyone involved in this I fire immediately. What suit sat in a room and said this is a good idea. His mother probably hired him. What a disgrace and f an organization. Pathetic.

The Wizards made a fan think he won $10,000 in an April Fools prank by pretending he made a blindfolded half court shot 😭

@SaraEisen I offered to pick up the dinner check last night and I never do that. It happens.

Incredible

@stoolpresidente Put some stripes on that zebra

Went to tell Lovely Grey I was very proud of her this morning. Maybe Oakes next……#GoGoGreys

@marcuslemonis 5,000…What bill that paying? I’m betting more Arizona to win the NCAA tournament. 3000 USA beat Venezuela baseball. Instead temporary money offer a career or job. You know saying Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime"

$5,000 to pay you bills. #ImTheLuckyOne #happyrenday I’ll pick one. RT And tell me why

@BColon40 Why did the stupid batter cross over the plate as if he strike rather than go towards first base and make like he walked. That was the telltale sign that tricked the umpire thinking batter struck out. So bad. Need robots.

Is that a strike? Asking for a friend.