Chloe Banks

@OfficialJoel4_ 56

OK PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS Nobody is yet to find the number 👀 What number is in the box? RT Correct answer wins $800 Ends 50 hrs

@Gosleepriya 2

Only High IQ will get it right 🤔 How many T's are in that ?

🚨NEW: Bruce Springsteen has announced he will perform at the No Kings protest in Minneapolis this weekend. RETWEET if you proud to stand with @Springsteen!

🚨NEW: Federal Judge Richard Leon has blocked the construction of Donald Trump's White House ballroom, saying "The President is the steward of the White House for future generations...he is not the owner!" RETWEET to thank Judge Leon for standing up for our democracy!

DONALD TRUMP IS A LOSER retweet this if you agree as it will really annoy him if it went viral

@ChrisVanHollen @NIAbbot Hi nick. Big fan an everything, but you’re very twitchy today on twitter and while I love your posts, it’s really interfering with my watching of ‘Air Crash Investigation’. Do you think you could calm down a bit, for about half an hour? Yours ever, Chloe (on hol in Cape Town) xx

EVERY American should be ashamed by what Trump said today, undermining the Ukrainian people and freedom and democracy around the world. What an American President says matters. And Zelenskyy is not the dictator — Putin is. This is just plain wrong. And Republicans should say so.

@LBC what about re-opening work houses and Bedlam to get most of the homeless off the streets and of course there’s the Bibby Stockholm for the foreign ones. Problem solved.

@NIAbbot Hi Nick, you might like this remix of Talking Back To The Night by Joe Cocker youtu.be/zlhAxi7SNI0?si… Hope you like it….

Joe Cocker - Talking Back To The Night (Johnson Somerset remix) youtu.be/zlhAxi7SNI0?si… via @YouTube

@TheFigen_ 16

Let's see... How many triangles do you see?

@gunsnrosesgirl3 64

What’s the answer?

@LBC maybe we should all bugger off to Rwanda. Good weather, no GMT and no Sewage Braverman.

@NIAbbot @LBC Hello Nick, whatever happened to Kevzilla and Sick Boy?

It's out! The full A-Z of 2022 as compiled on @LBC with the month-by-month review of every stupid thing that happened to us. And there was a LOT of stupid things. E-book and paperback available now. amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BRQR8FRY

@DanielDm27 That might be truer than you know….

BREAKING NEWS Carrie Johnson announces her resignation as Boris Johnson’s wife. Nadine Dorries expected to be announced as replacement in due course. #JohnsonTheLiar #BorisMustGo #BorisJohnsonOut

A police officer quit after accidentally sending a video of himself with his "penis in a brace" and an "item" inserted in his bottom to colleagues lbc.co.uk/news/merseysid…

@mrjamesob My thoughts precisely.

I don't say it lightly but this might be the funniest account on Twitter.

Any Tory who is currently praising the bravery of Marina Ovsyannikova for protesting against the war on Russian TV is a F***ING HYPOCRITE. They just voted for a #PolicingBill that could send people to jail for up to 10 years for doing that in the UK.

@BBCLauraKT Stand by your man !!

@LBC That's so scusting because you make most food sound so delicious that if I was sitting next to you, I'd nick your plastic bag just to see what delicacies there are, even if they are from Iceland. You’ve put me right off lifting your bag. Chloë from nottinghill Cx