Who? Me?

If I'm having a conversation with you, please never tell me "Forget spirituality, let's face reality". Spirituality is my own reality!!

Liberal women be like “omg don’t use chatgpt, you’re using up all the water on earth” and then shower for 2 hours

@Sugarboyadeola1 Banger boy😂

Girlfriend: why are the fullbacks overlapping instead of inverting Me :

@Omonhiyi @hovie_09 @BNXN Absolutely

@hovie_09 @BNXN ‘s fans If I host a space for us all to vibe , sing along to our fav benson’s songs and talk about his music generally, would you join ?

Who has the better pen game, BNXN or Davido?

@FlintRegal @topsytpff No lil bro, Cench is his reference because he’s actually interacted and worked with Dave directly. It’s eyewitness testimony, and not many things are more credible than eyewitness testimony.

@topsytpff What? Dave been killing shit out way before cench but yet cench is your reference? Lol

Central cee was right about him.

@DejaRu22 No way she said Newton died in 2011😭💔

There’s this foolish herbalist in my neighborhood who told me that if I gave him my urine, he would credit me ₦500,000. I thought he was joking, but I still gave it to him and he actually credited me ₦700,000 just for waste product 😂🤣😂 I swear, some people too mumu 😂😂😂

@HamptonAc_ The crazy thing about this is, you’re doing this estimate immediately he told you he got the job. That means he was already living this lifestyle before the 140k job?? Both of yall need your heads checked lmao

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store

@premierleague @Arsenal @BarclaysFooty We’re breaking the curse. Can’t wait for May 🚀

Leading @Arsenal to go nine points clear at the top of the Premier League table 🔝 A flawless March for Mikel Arteta sees him crowned @BarclaysFooty Manager of the Month ❤️

@centralcee I ain’t seen shawty inna minuteeee🥹

WAGWA₦

NO CHUPEN SU PROPIA PIJA NO se siente como si te chuparan la pija SE SIENTE como si estuvieras chupando una pija REPITO, NO SE AUTOCHUPEN LA PIJA

Doctor said I’m low on iron, how did he know I sold all of them to condemn iron?

How is Valverde bending both O’Reilly and Khusanov over in the same half?😭 #RMAMCI

@n111cks @Skint_Eastwood1 @MattWallace888 @grok Yeah you must be an idiot judging a multi-billionaire by how many “failed businesses” he’s had💀

@Skint_Eastwood1 @MattWallace888 “I’ve been a very good predictor” @grok how many failed businesses did Donald Trump have, and has he been bankrupt?

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry went to visit little children who were severely injured in the war in Gaza. You can easily tell which one of them is sincere and which one is faking it for the cameras!

'For me, it's a massive middle finger yet again, to Keir Starmer.' Chief US correspondent @benleo weighs in on Nigel Farage's dinner this evening with members of the Trump administration.

@1Zillionairee @netcapgirl Out of 10, what will you rate Billions? Just started watching

@netcapgirl very ass series, they even try to compare it with billions

industry on hbo is propaganda to make people think investment bankers have sex

Christmas Day Twitter will never ever be defeated

@fesbornstudios @DeptofWar @POTUS It would be a collab if the Nigerian Ministry of Defence released a statement like this. Not the Ministry of Foreign Affairs

@DeptofWar @POTUS It was a collab

.@POTUS “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians, at levels not seen for many years, and even Centuries! I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing. Under my leadership, our Country will not allow Radical Islamic Terrorism to prosper. May God Bless our Military, and MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues.   DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA”

Eyeballs having to move like Bellingham tryna cover the whole screen

Made sister buy tickets to the Marty Supreme movie. She got the worst possible seats. Absolutely catastrophe this, why am I in seat A1 ffs?? #washed

everybody was alive💔