Gary Eggsy Unwin. // Galahad. Parody

"𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖙𝖍 𝖒𝖆𝖓." 👑 Gary "Eggsy" Unwin 🇬🇧 Galahad Jr 👑 Kingsman Agent 🇬🇧 Written by #BoneHead 👑 #Kingsman #Parody 🇬🇧 RT

"The name's Bond, James Bond." 🔫 James Bond 🍸 007 🔫 MI6 Spy 🍸 Written by #BoneHead #ATrain 🔫 #JamesBond #Parody 🍸 RT

> [Rubs my hands together thinking of the carnage.] @LethalOZone @RatedRBuzzkill @StratusfyinDiva

> get it TLC match! I got a chair waiting under the ring with both their names on it! > @LethalOZone @RatedRBuzzkill @StratusfyinDiva

~ We hate em! Will make it the breast match ever! I mean best! Yeah best! Plus if we can ~ @LethalOZone @RatedRBuzzkill @StratusfyinDiva

[Grins wide nodding at @LethalOZone and pats @RatedRBuzzkill on the back then bites my lip when @StratusfyinDiva comes in.] Hell yeah ~

> back into reality shakes my head.] I mean what. Huh. Yeah my brother is right we can make sure we win! @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone

> beach with Trish as she is naked eating strawberry's with whip cream muffles "Come to daddy.." Then breaks> @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone

I think Randy here lost his ability to speak! [Chuckles the stares blankly day dreaming about being on the> @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone

Gah! [Jumps and trembles the stares cause can't look away muffles "No mommy I have been bad" shakes my head.] Strangley am half horny. twitter.com/RatedRBuzzkill…

I love DUDE LOVE! Though Cactus Jack is more bad ass. Hmm... [Feigns in deep concentration taping my lip.] twitter.com/RatedRBuzzkill…

Depends on who he is on what night! twitter.com/RatedRBuzzkill…

We can mix him a big ol' batch! twitter.com/RatedRBuzzkill…

Cause we are the best! Woot woot! twitter.com/RatedRBuzzkill…

Sorta he's as Jericho says a assclown sometimes. twitter.com/RatedRBuzzkill…

> match happen? @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone @BasicsOfThugs @HisFireBurns @BrutePhenom

> settled! And we will find someone! At any rate when does this> @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone @BasicsOfThugs @HisFireBurns @BrutePhenom

> of nods rubbing my hands. Then turns to the young kid.] So its> @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone @BasicsOfThugs @HisFireBurns @BrutePhenom

~ Scrum diddly scrum delicious. Damn she is sexy. [Gives lots~ @RatedRBuzzkill @LethalOZone @BasicsOfThugs @HisFireBurns @BrutePhenom