Joe Kinnaman🇺🇸

I thought Twitter needed to be blessed with bubba’s cuteness

Why we say - don’t do this at home twitter.com/visualfeastwan…

@shaveyokittenss I was surrounded by a bunch of Mormons talking about it and they all thought it was ass

do u guys like drake’s new album??

If as an NFL player we aren’t allowed to bet on games(which I fully agree with), why are government officials allowed to buy stocks/stock options?

@Aleliciousss @mooruhlora It’s far superior

@mooruhlora noooooo. welcome to the dark side 😈😈😈😈 bad bitches have it on dark mode

My friend put my Twitter in dark mode…. Am I depressed now?

I almost got hit by 2 cars driving in less than 5 minutes. It’s my fault for being in Salem past midnight

I heard all summer “you should have started earlier”. I should have, but life has a way of happening and even though I started month & a half late I harvested a little over 9 pounds🤷🏼‍♂️ Had to throw a few pounds away since Oregon weather isn’t always kind, but ducking way she goes

@sfast12 Sounds like you need a little less THC and a more CBD🤷🏼‍♂️

smoking weed is awesome because it either gives me a panic attack OR completely takes away my anxiety & makes me feel like I’m in a safe little bubble there is no in-between

It really doesn't sink in until a few seconds later that you really bagged a shorty and seeing lil bro experience this in real time was fulfilling as hell 😂 I'm happy as hell for him. And the bros were rooting for him what a win

This is how I’m trying to age

“I’ll just get gas in the morning.” Me in the morning running late & remembering I have to stop for gas:

Life is weird

Thanks again to @GDAWG5000 for having me on! We talked Eagles' recent success on offense, their odds to make the playoffs, and much more! Give it a listen.

Not basic at all, but #NewProfilePic

I had my money on Tompa Bay first half and I don’t know if I can bet this season with all these flags…

Cricket Australia will cancel its men's Test match with Afghanistan if reports that the women's team cannot play under Taliban rule are true. More ⤵️ #bbccricket

@alluradurra At least your bf was in the car that could have helped defend if she was hostile. I’m happy you live to tell the story🤣

@KinnamanJoe It was Sunday Funday at the nude beach so my bf & I picked up this lady on the way home totally look like she had a top on but when she got in our car her tits were just out…

A women approached me while I was getting into my car after the gym asking if I would drive her to the courthouse a few blocks away. I hesitantly said yes thinking there was a chance she would rob or murder me. So thankful she didn’t💀🙌🏻