Ikutanti Himself 🌕

This guy wan kill person 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@fkeyamo Napoléon Bonaparte

The David Mark’s faction of the ADC really think they can use emotional reasoning and blackmail to bluff their way out of a purely legal conundrum they brought upon themselves. Unfortunately for them, law does not admit of sentiment. Decisions are based on facts, evidence, and the interpretation of laws, rather than on sympathy, emotion or political considerations. All those who are arguing about ‘status quo ante bellum’ are dispensing their time and energy chasing shadows and not the substance. This is because whether INEC recognises either faction for now is irrelevant: what is relevant is that there is a challenge regarding the take-over of the Party pending in court by a duly elected Deputy National Chairman. As long as that case remains in court, all the actions of either faction MAY end up being nugatory AFTER the deadline for nominations of candidates by INEC. The implication is that the ADC may end up having NO CANDIDATE for the election. Therefore, instead of vilifying INEC, the ADC should rather thank INEC for this timely action of de-recognising both factions BEFORE the close of the window for nominating candidates. It has duly forewarned the Party of the danger ahead and opened a window for them to either find a new, risk-free platform or ask for accelerated hearing of the case in court, or politically settle the leadership question in the Party quickly. To keep blaming imaginary opponents or INEC is purely mischievous: neither APC nor INEC prodded these grown adults and supposedly ‘experienced’ politicians to go and hijack an existing platform without sound legal advice and without properly sorting out every member of the leadership of that existing platform. They say they will proceed with their congresses and Convention despite INEC’s decision and the ruling of the Court of Appeal. That is fine by us. NEVER INTERRUPT YOUR OPPONENT WHEN HE IS MAKING A MISTAKE.

Who else got goosebumps? 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 @NGSuperEagles #NaijaPride #Naija

Nigeria recently signed a $190 million deal with UK-based MARSS to implement its first fully integrated national defence system. The multi-year programme will deploy the NiDAR AI-enabled C4I system, linking command centres, UAVs, and sensors across the country. NiDAR's new features Nation Shield and Autonomous Mission Management which will improve real-time decision-making and autonomous operations. This initiative represents one of the largest national defence upgrades in Africa and aims to enhance Nigeria's counter-terrorism and critical infrastructure protection. This deal will lead to a pretty comprehensive security architecture.

@PeterObi This is from me, someone who fought against Abacha's rule and was detained and tortured by that evil government; you're very mad, Your Excellency. Your veiled attempt to slide in a canonisation of Abacha, under whom you served, is shameful. Tueh!

Yesterday defenders of democracy, today's destroyers, What a shame. What an irony of history, that the acclaimed defenders of democracy and human rights who claimed to have fought for democracy during the era of General Sani Abacha now find themselves worse than the man they opposed. Today, General Sani Abacha, once presumed face of oppression, will be remembered as seemingly more democratic and more respectful of human rights than the so-called champions of activism from the NADECO days. Power indeed reveals character. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@Omojuwa You owe Desmond Eliott an apology. Sowore vs Obi provides better balance.

What if political parties do a match up according to political weight: Bola Tinubu vs Atiku Abubakar Kashim Shettima vs Rabiu Kwankwaso Femi Gbajabiamila vs Tambuwal Desmond Eliott vs Peter Obi Etc. Like for like in a tournament.

@egi_nupe @aayzedd You spoilt it by telling him. Jẹ k'o maa wibẹẹ kiri

@aayzedd Olodo 😂😂😂 you don’t know that’s deliberate?

Now people like Atiku and RMK have been led into boarding a ship that’s capsizing. Millions of votes are about to be wasted over a rookie mistake and poorly planned coalition which led to this messy situation. When I said contesting under ADC for 2027 is a risky game, many of you were busy insulting your papa. Told’nt I?🥱

@egi_nupe You be legal oracle, youb'nt you? 😃😃😃

#PitaKwa2027 Pita, kwa? 😂😂😂

@HighChiefOkoro It's normal. When we come across you much later even, we say, "Ẹ ṣé ọjọ́ sí." Basically, thanking you for the other day. The "other day" could be 5 years ago.

Dear Yorubas, I am really curious to know, is it part of your culture to come back to your benefactor the next day to say “thanks for yesterday”? I’ve noticed that EVERY Yoruba person that I’ve assisted on this app would send a message the next day to say “thank you for yesterday”. I’ve not noticed this with any other tribe and I don’t do it either. Please I need to know.

@Dollypizo I waited because I needed my post to age very well. With your Mariana Trench depth, do you or do you not feel stupid now? Of course, I'm assuming you have capacity to know when you either goof or acted too hastily. Enjoy your day.

People who are first to throw insults are usually the last to offer substance, loud but hollow, shallow like the depth of a Coca-Cola cork. Mockery is often the language of those who’ve run out of thought.

@ogundamisi Ẹgbọn Kayode, for a proven democrat like I know you to be, sir, the way you're going about this ADC makes one wonder if Nigeria was a 2-party state. Democracy is rules and following them. You can't mean that it's OK to waltz into a party and "buy it", can you, ẹgbọn?

"Adan" has finally captured the ADC. Closing Nigeria’s democratic space is no “master strategy.” While Bola Tinubu and his supporters may celebrate his ability to suppress and sow discord within other parties, and it may appear that he is “winning,” Nigeria is losing. When democratic space is restricted, people are driven underground. One would hope that his so called “master strategy” would instead have a positive impact on the lives of millions of Nigerians facing insecurity, economic hardship, and other pressing challenges.

ADC = A Dead Coalition 😃😃😃

Dad of the year 😂

Sunday piece... A subsidy of N500 per litre which will bring the cost of petrol to about N800 will cost us N30bn daily and N900bn monthly for the first month and trust the number to go up with fraud in subsequent months. N5.4trn in 6 months. Plug and play the figures for your targeted pump price eith subsidy. N900bn is 50% of the FAAC shared in February which means subsidy will reduce revenues by 50%. No state except Lagos, Delta and Rivers can absorb this shock in their budgets based on projected revenue and dependency on FAAC. They won't be able to pay salaries and fund The FG's budget deficit will also worsen which means we have to go back to ways and means. With ways and means, inflation and Naira devaluation is sacrosanct. Looking at the FG projections - $60 per barrel and 1.84m barrel per day production. Even though oil prices have gone up, our production shortfall counters the gain massively. We also have forward contract obligations to meet with crude. We would have made a windfall with a production over 2m bpd. With Executive order 9, conservatively we can estimate a monthly Excess crude account inflow at $15m - $20m daily. Conservatively even the money from Excess crude prices can't pay the subsidy requirement so we need to borrow to pay it. While Cardoso will be looking at boosting our reserves, Wale will be eyeing the fund to pay some of our debt obligations while a percentage of accrued FAAC should be deployed to cushion the effects of the unwarranted global oil increase. What can the government cut? Nothing, the police is recruiting, Army is recruiting, forest guards are coming onboard and we are spending on insecurity with a debt in trillions hanging above the power sector. Growth in Non oil revenue is now as important as ever. Challenging times for Cardoso, Mr. Wale Edun, Mr. Zach and Mr. Taiwo. Caveat - This post is for people with a certain level of IQ.

2/2 Because what we are witnessing is not collapse, but correction - a correction two of the leading contenders on your platform promised to undertake but Nigerians now know they never intended to carry them out. Not drift, but direction. Not hopelessness, but the difficult discipline of rebuilding. You call this hopelessness. I call it transition. Not easy, not quick, not comfortable. But necessary. So yes, Mr Abdullahi, birthdays are for reflection. But reflection must be honest in both directions. Not just what is hard, but what is changing. Not just what is painful, but what is purposeful. Not just what is seen, but what is being built beneath the surface. Nigeria cannot demand change and reject its cost. Nigeria cannot inherit decades of distortion and expect instant perfection. Nigeria cannot move forward by pretending the past does not matter. We endure to rebuild. We rebuild to rise. And here is the final truth, Mr Abdullahi, in its simple, stubborn, unavoidable form Nigeria and Nigerians remember. The record remains. The future will judge. Happy Birthday, Mr. President @officialABAT The work continues. #NigeriaFirst

Dear Mr. Bolaji Abdullahi, Fmr Honourable Minister under GEJ, Fmr APC publicity secretary, Fmr PDP stalwart, Fmr State Commissioner, Fmr State Governor’s Aide. In politics since 2003 @BolajiADC There is a certain elegance to your message, sharp, emotional, deliberate. But there is also a certain amnesia to it, selective, strategic, convenient. Whilst it is unfortunate you chose the birthday of our President to highlight this amnesia, permit me, sir, to speak to it. Three things can be true at once: a nation can reinvent itself, a government can act, and a people can endure. You speak of hardship as though you discovered it. You speak of insecurity as though it began yesterday. You speak of governance as though you were never inside the room when decisions were made. You have not just criticised but you have made an attempt at reinventing history. Yes, Nigerians are hurting in some areas. Yes, fuel prices have risen, sharply, painfully, undeniably even though President Bola Tinubu has made cheaper alternatives availabke. But let us not pretend this storm began this morning. For years, we subsidised illusion, deferred reality, borrowed comfort, and let rent-seekers take hold of our Commonwealth. You know this more then many, sir. For years, Nigeria built a system where cheapness was artificial and sustainability was optional. Now the correction has come, and suddenly, those (including you and many members of your new-found contraption) who midwifed the distortion have become its loudest critics. The Tinubu-Shettima administration did not remove subsidy because it was easy. We removed it because it was necessary. Hard choices, real consequences, no pretence. Here is the antithesis you glide past so effortlessly. What feels like punishment today is what prevents collapse tomorrow. We endure to rebuild, not rebuild to endure On security, your words carry weight, but not balance. Nigeria did not become insecure in a single administration, nor will it be secured by a single speech. The threats we face are multi-layered including insurgency, ‘glocal’ terrorism, organised crime, cross border networks. Yet capacity of our systems have improved, security coordination has tightened, investments in intelligence and equipment have increased. Is it enough? No. Is it nothing? Also no. To describe a nation contending and fixing structural issues as a nation collapsing is not analysis, it is exaggeration. And exaggeration may win applause, but it does not build solutions. You invoke grief, and rightly so. Every life lost diminishes us. But grief must not become a tool for theatre. Because while you speak of failure, you carefully omit history, the years when these fires were lit, the years when you and those in power chose delay over decision. You were not a spectator then. You were an integral part of the system. On the economy, the strain was real. Prices were high but are coming back down. Pressures were visible yet we have mostly stabilised. But reforms are not judged in headlines, they are judged in trajectories. FX stability is improving. Revenues are strengthening. Investment signals are returning. You do not fix decades in months. You correct distortions and direction, then you build momentum as President Bola Tinubu is doing. We are not where we want to be. But we are no longer where we were. And then democracy and your quiet warning of a one party state. Yet here you are, criticising loudly, freely, publicly. A democracy that permits this level of dissent is not shrinking, it is alive. Imperfect, noisy, contested, but alive. This is the paradox your message cannot resolve. You criticise a system you once helped shape. You condemn outcomes without acknowledging inputs. You demand urgency now, but defended patience then. We shape our narratives, and then our narratives shape us. Nigeria is not perfect. Nigeria is not painless. Nigeria is not instant. But Nigeria is not what you are trying to sell either. 1/2 cont’d.

@officialABAT Happy birthday, Your Excellency

My dear fellow Nigerians, Today, as I clock another year in the journey of life, I'm filled with joy and gratitude for the opportunity given me to serve this great nation. I want to take this moment to thank Nigerians for their messages, show of love and prayers on the occasion of my 74th birthday. I thank all our citizens for their patriotism, solidarity and support for our administration. To those who have taken space in newspapers or paid for air time on radio and television to wish me well, I thank you immensely. I must thank my wife, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu, for her kind and loving words. I also thank Vice President Kashim Shettima for all he said about me. Consistent with my tradition over the years to mark my birthday in line with the mood of the nation each year, I resolved to also observe this year's birthday low key. As I mark this special day, I am reminded of the challenges we've faced since we initiated our reforms. I'm glad that our sacrifices have not been in vain as we can see some glittering light at the end of the tunnel, despite the temporary setback caused by ongoing Middle East crisis. The credit for the positive outcomes we have achieved does not belong solely to me, our Renewed Hope team and to our government. We achieved the gains together. As we march towards the third anniversary of our administration, it is my deepest conviction that we shall succeed in building a brighter future for our citizens and future generations. We are determined to confront some of the challenges we face today, and with your continued support, we shall overcome. Let us continue to work together to build a stronger, prosperous and more resilient nation that will make Nigeria the pride of Africa. Thank you all, and happy 74th birthday to me! Bola Ahmed Tinubu President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Brotherhood is so proud of him 😂

"O ya, I said it to your face, wetin wan come happen? Wetin? I thought so. Mtcheew"

@moemudi01 Akin

There is one Yoruba name that has the same spelling with an English word. What is the name or the word.