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The whole thing in Parliament was about Labour not wanting what’s happening in Gaza to be described as collective punishment.

Ah, Mhairi Black retiring will be a loss to Westminster, not just because of top quality zingers like this today.

At least one person is making sense in the House of Commons today. @dunoongs #StrongSchools #BestSchoolPrizes #TransformingEducation

We have a PM whose only talent seems to be self-preservation.Had she bothered to turn up for today's Urgent Question she'd have heard me comparing her decision to sack the Chancellor being akin to that a ventriloquist binning her dummy for saying the wrong thing. @theSNP

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Few could have predicted that the discourse around the death of the Queen would centre so heavily on Paddington Bear

📣 @BrendanOHaraMP: "Scotland deserves a better democracy than the charade that is currently being foisted upon us by Westminster." 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 With independence, we will always get the governments we vote for - not Boris Johnson and the Tories. 🗳️ Scotland will have that choice.

Yesterday I accused the PM of being a "self-serving, truth-twisting charlatan". My words were too strong for the rules of the Commons and The Speaker, understandably, asked me to withdraw them. But let me say now... Boris Johnson is a self-serving, truth-twisting charlatan.

Sending refugees to Rwanda - a dictatorship said by US State Dept to have a highly questionable Human Rights record - is final proof that the UK govt operate in a moral void. A cruel & cowardly attack on some of the world’s the most vulnerable people, to bolster domestic support.

Speaking alongside many @theSNP colleagues today, I accused Boris Johnson of being prepared to sacrifice anyone and anything in order to save his own political skin, even democracy itself. I know it's a tough competition but I think today we saw him at his fork-tongued worst.

I fucking live for unhinged Victorian Christmas cards. Some years I just share the terror with friends, and others I choose to spread the chaos. This year I pick the latter. Let’s start with the truly inexplicable. Frog + beetle waltz Sky jellyfish Mutant beet-man GOAT 🧵

This video has everything - tragedy, drama, tension & cows

@BrendanOHaraMP @PaulHeatonSolo @jamabing are you there alone?

Been a huge fan since seeing Housemartins at Edinburgh Assembly Rooms in 1986 & having seen @PaulHeatonSolo & @jamabing knock-it-out-of-the-park in Warrington last month, I’m gutted to miss the rearranged Glasgow gig tonight. Ironically, I’m here… although this could be anywhere

Grim.

@LiamKirkaldy_ Maybe they'll give you it as a belated Birthday gift?

If Liverpool has lost its world heritage status does that mean there's one going spare? Maybe they will give me world heritage status instead.

Puffins...

4/ Lastly, I am proud to represent a constituency and lead a country that welcomes and shows support to asylum seekers and refugees. The day when immigration policy is the responsibility of @ScotParl can’t come soon enough.

@NEFLindsey @willie_rennie @theSNP @JennyGilruth @S_A_Somerville @DavidHTorrance @aewing4Cbeath Maybe he was misquoted? 'The Tory + Libdem pals of North East Fife' seems more accurate.

So @willie_rennie believes the “people of Fife” have delivered a “clear message” to the SNP? Well judging by today’s wall-to-wall @theSNP victories in #Fife by @JennyGilruth @S_A_Somerville @DavidHTorrance @aewing4Cbeath , the people certainly have!