Kirk Linton

My wife gave me a handjob the other day using Vaseline. I came three times trying to wash that shit off.

Stratford’s Dave Jacob recently won the 2026 Canadian Livestock Auctioneer Championship in Medicine Hat. ontariofarmer.com/news/local-new…

There will be a large police presence in Mitchell Monday as OPP conduct training exercises. cknxnewstoday.ca/midwestern/new…

Egg consumption is associated with a lower risk of Alzheimer’s Disease for those 65 years and older. Eating one egg per day for at least five days a week reduces risk of Alzheimer’s by up to 27%, researchers found.

Go jays go.

@FemaleJaysFan Don’t get excited!!

tie game. what does it meannnnnnnn?!?!?!?! ⚾️ #bluejays50

The Mitchell Meteors U18 Girls hockey team is looking for a few more committed players to fill out their roster. If you have interest in joining our team, please reach out to mitchellu18girlshockey@gmail.com by May 4th for more details.

@cknxnewstoday Don’t blame the kids.

Stratford police are urging parents to warn their kids against tasting unknown substances after a child was hospitalized after eating a cannabis gummy. #MWOnt cknxnewstoday.ca/midwestern/new…

10-year-old Stratford child hospitalized after unknowingly eating weed gummy ctvnews.ca/kitchener/arti…

@FemaleJaysFan @Matt_Pinner I hate when that happens.

@Matt_Pinner Dragged by a truck mouth open with your teeth and eyeballs scraping the road at high speed while having a stapler repeatedly staple your balls against your leg

Name a pain stronger than a toothache (except childbirth)

Nathan MacKinnon becomes the first player to reach the 50 goal mark this season!

If anyone recognizes these bottom feeder lowlife sacks of s#%# please contact myself or the OPP they are tied to a number of truck thefts in the area - including our truck and trailer that they stole and crashed into a tree today in broad daylight Thanks #ontag

MMH Community:  Come out and support your @LH_ChevCorvette U18 LL Meteor Boys tomorrow night, Tuesday March 31st at 8pm in Mitchell as they face the Kincardine Kinucks in Game 3 of the WOAA Green Pool Final.  The 4-point series is currently tied at 2 points each!

You can only retweet this if your team is 3-0

This is The universe trying to tell me i shouldn’t have bought a 4840… Lost wheel bearings in a brand new trailer on the interstate yesterday and shit got hot two guys from durka durka express stopped and helped me shove the 4840 off since it decided to not start. #onlyme

@FemaleJaysFan Sure was

🏒 Most goals in NHL history: 1. 🇷🇺 Alex Ovechkin: 926 2. 🇨🇦 Wayne Gretzky: 894 3. 🇨🇦 Gordie Howe: 801 4. 🇨🇿 Jaromir Jagr: 766 5. 🇨🇦 Brett Hull: 741 6. 🇨🇦 Marcel Dionne: 731 7. 🇨🇦 Phil Esposito: 717 8. 🇨🇦 Mike Gartner: 708 9. 🇨🇦 Mark Messier: 694 10. 🇨🇦 Steve Yzerman: 692

The Toronto Maple Leafs announced their parade route this afternoon.

Retweet only if you’re blue jays fan ⚾️

If I only had an ag influencer YouTube channel I could have made serious sponsorship bank this winter selling Yankum ropes, AG1 drinks and LMNT as well. Could have quit this farming gig already. In the words of Wrecker Rick "Stand by folks.....things are about to get Western"