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no bro you have to have this document NOTARIZED you have a dude with a ponytail at UPS with FACE TATS approve the document so it’s super official

@KMerz11 @BussinWTB Hahaha. I was like, "Oh, not again!"

@KitMeltsFaces Terrible job @BussinWTB my apologies buddy haha

@KitMeltsFaces oooo no…

FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

@kroger One unbroken, usable shell. You suck. Honestly amazed it wasn't past its expiration date like most of the stuff in your stores.

It's 6 a.m, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

Take the fking rubber ducks off your dashboard you dorks.

Gonna start making an injury report for the fellas before nights out like Sam - out (vacation) Pete - doubtful (wife’s mad) Chris - probable (working late) Tommy - active (back injury) Mike - out (scared) You get the idea

@SteveLovesAmmo 6 clears with ease.

@DiningOutDuVall @JoeTipton @PrioritySports @On3 @CadenPierce_3 @BoilerBall @brianneubert @TomDienhart1 @AlanKarpick @SRBoilermakers @pj_thompson11 @Jdub3webb @RaphealDavis3 @ISC_PU Hell yeah, let's go!

@JoeTipton @PrioritySports @On3 @CadenPierce_3 @BoilerBall @brianneubert @TomDienhart1 @AlanKarpick @SRBoilermakers @pj_thompson11 @Jdub3webb @RaphealDavis3 @ISC_PU @KitMeltsFaces

NEWS: Princeton transfer Caden Pierce has committed to Purdue, his agents at @PrioritySports told @On3. The 6-7 forward was the 2023-24 Ivy League Player of the Year. Along with Purdue, Pierce visited UConn, Louisville, Duke, and Gonzaga. on3.com/news/princeton…

Seahawks never beat the Eagles, so does it even count?

@JoshLipnik Cornish Pasty!

What are some must-try restaurants when I visit Phoenix and Tucson later this month? Nothing too fancy

A cancelled meeting gives me more dopamine than a night out now.

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

If you eat banana laffy taffy's I'ma just assume you eat lotion

@HaterReport_ Hey, fuck him.

Josh Allen was in tears after losing to the Broncos: “It is gonna stick with me for a long time.” He’s heartbroken

@ComplexSports NGL, thought this was @Hasbulla

Nah, this kid got the coldest entrance to his birthday party 🤣 (🎥: TT/ dj.adelso)

@on3 @PeteNakos @SoonerScoop

NEWS: Oklahoma is hiring Jason Witten as its next TE coach, @PeteNakos & @SoonerScoop confirm👀 on3.com/college/oklaho…

Whoever wins Eagles-Bills should get to throw their offensive coordinator into an active volcano as a reward