HeMan WomanHater

#TheMostCommonLies "Of course you look better than her!" followed by a list of non realistic flaws of the other girl.

Female approaches you in public and all you can think of is why is she not in the kitchen #Talkaboutawkward

#DontBeScared of a womans wrath. Just leave the kitchen so you don't have to hear it.

#DontBeScared OF ANYTHING!!!

If you got a girl who cooks, cleans, and goes down on you, you got #Oneinamillion

#ICanHonestlySay that if you are not following me then you DO NOT have your priorities straight!

#3words don't trust women.

#Shedidntcallbecause she doesnt have a phone and she is eleven, you sick old perv.

Midgets miss out on all the joys of rocking chairs and gliders.. #poorlittlething

#Whyareyou always forgetting, no one is to blame for your mistakes, except the man in the mirror.

Boys Like Lesbians #replacebandnameswithlesbian

My Lesbian Romance #replacebandnameswithlesbian

#itreallymakesmemad when I wake up in the morning and my breakfast isn't waiting on me. #whereyaatmom?

@pyles1735 Priorities in order.. Check!

China- great economy, little or no respect for women. America- equal rights for women, terrible economy. You're welcome @barackobama

You seem like you have your shit together as far as knowing how to treat a woman goes @pyles1735. You just earned yourself a follower.

leaving the kitchen without permission... #crimesworthyoftherope

My wife said "whats on the tv?" I said "dust!"

#arentyoutiredof WOMEN?