Cannibal Cervine

When your friends want to go to bed early at a furcon you need to be a bro and take the party to them! @TheWorstDoggo

Obligatory new car photo with a Fursuit Head! Ranger Raptor is mine!

A few screenshot redraws of season 1 of Barking Bad~ #BreakingBad #BrBa #furry

@Rakkoon_Gang Don't sweat it. Have a good one!

Is your butt a leaf? Cause I’m about to gobble it up.

brought some venison (carefully served)

War has changed

There are two beds in my hotel room where Kayphix and I have been sleeping individually. I asked him tonight if he wanted to sleep together and he looked at me like this:

So pilk doesn't mean penis milk?

Me rn

LVFC room please!

Not much of a night for sleeping I guess

I'm 70 seconds into an hour long video I was voluntold to watch and educate my coworkers on because I keep getting new requests and questions. I was so productive this morning until my management got involved with my day 😭

Me to insurance agent: "I have decided to go with another carrier. This is just a call to let you know I won't be needing you." Insurance Agent: "OK I am glad to hear that you found something! I will be sure to call you every 3 fucking days for the foreseeable future!"

If you are going to say something that takes 20 minutes in a 30 minute meeting you probably shouldn't preface with "real quick".

Southwest no longer has free checked bags Me: OMG who the hell cares? *Opens telegram, Twitter, or Blue sky:*

@Mak_Sabre No need. I learned it all from you!

@KiviKBuck Invite me over to observe your practiced technique

I've gathered that proper form for any exercise where you bend over or squat down is 90% to just press your butt out like a needy bitch.

Fucking squirrel stole @TheWorstDoggo's Kong toy D:

Colorado hitting me with the rainbow sunrise today