Brian

The Officer Commanding Station (OCS) at Central Police Station, Dishon Angoya, is currently undergoing treatment at Langata Hospital under heavy security after being admitted there. He was arrested yesterday and booked at Langata Police Station, where he complained of feeling unwell. He has since been diagnosed with high blood pressure and admitted for treatment. He is accused of releasing 64 peaceful protesters who had been illegally arrested in Nairobi’s CBD and booked at Central Police Station. He is expected to appear in court tomorrow to face politically motivated charges of abuse of office. He is very grateful for the overwhelming support and solidarity shown by the Kenyan people. His phone number is +254 722 671851 for those who wish to send him solidarity messages or tokens of appreciation.

Almost there…

Vijana wadogo walijaribu kuibia Redington, mzae alichomoa itoka ikabidi watulie😅

Things that regularly happen in movies that rarely happen in real life: (1) Ordering food or drinks at a restaurant or bar and then not eating the food or drinking the drink, and leaving without paying. (2) People ending phone conversations without saying goodbye. (3) Female protagonists beating up muscular and much larger male bad guys. (4) Statistically improbable mixed-race romantic pairings (e.g. East Asian man and black woman). (5) Characters driving vehicles and not looking at the road while engaged in conversation with a passenger. (6) Having sex under the sheets. (7) Important business meetings in a conference room lasting about a minute or two. (8) Middle-income characters living in expensive homes or apartments that they couldn't possibly afford. (9)Ordinary people casually dropping f-bombs every sentence or two. (10) Women waking up in the morning with make-up on and perfectly arranged hair.

Ksh 500 Million was recovered from the houses of Petroleum PS Mohamed Liban, EPRA boss Daniel Kiptoo, KPC MD Joe Sang, and official Simon Wafula.

Art Vittorio Polidori

Mnaforce ata government kusema Wantam?

in what situation would a kid ever need this??