Nini

“iron sharpens iron” i whisper to myself as i lose in low rank pokemon showdown

that yawn when you finally land after a long flight that has the snail in your ear eating pop rocks is undefeated

👶

putting my pet turtle on minoxidil

🤳

they’ll make a protein vape if you’re not paying attention

he still can’t eat lettuce

low ladder randoms has me burn stalling someone’s pet bird with a gliscor

god made greed a sin after seeing how ford truck drivers navigate the wet asphalt of portland oregon

new gen atla fans forgetting what toph looks like 😭😭😭

ok imagine your partner gets kidnapped and the kidnappers tell you to meet somewhere in 30 mins, but it takes 35 mins to get there. you’re wearing bootcut jeans and next to you is an oversized raggedy shirt but on the opposite side of the room is a slim fit henley, wyd

they gave me 3 pairs of chopsticks with my sushi order??

this is taking me out

imagine arguing in asl and your hand starts cramping it would be like stuttering

gonna try on a henley later, let’s see if it procs the body dysmorphia

me trying to give grace: maybe they’re just tailgating me because they had a traumatic childhood

there are moves being performed that have never been performed before

it feels weird wearing thicker framed glasses now bc of those permacuck betanoids with the camera ones wear ones that look similarly

@notvictor_su especially not to salt cure

they really thought id give up