⁣ ⁣ ⁣𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝖈͟𝖔͟𝖒͟𝖊͟𝖙͟𝖍͟ . . .

i take the wing - ding and stab it through my palm. just to feel something, ANYTHING — like any normal citizen of normal guy island !

ᅠ Yeah, okay。And you wonder why none of the locals know you .... ᅠ

WOW. deadnaming me, you’re more sick in the head than i thought !!

ᅠ I'm looking through the archives and I can't find any proof of you ever stepping foot on Normal Guy Island ..... 🤔 ᅠ

ᅠ You're distraught that the locals don't remember ever seeing you on Normal Guy Island。Trust me, I'd know —— as mayor。 ᅠ

as a local of normal guy island, i have never seen this man before in my LIFE.

ᅠ You're sooo mad you don't own any property on Normal Guy island。It's pissing you off sooo bad。 ᅠ

Wow. Never heard that one before, very original. You’re laggin’ behind, Slade. By several years.

Sure I do, or I wouldn’t be applying it to your crazy ass.

Why is that always your first response? “You’re jealous.” Okay? You’re still delusional.

ᅠ No, not really。You're jealous you're banned from Normal Guy island。 ᅠ

ᅠ Okay .ᐣ ᅠ

Oh, does normal mean delusional now?

ᅠ They're electing me honorary mayor, actually。 ᅠ

only a MANIAC bothers working in this economy !!

y’know, some might say killing for money is MORE insane than for fun.

ᅠ I went to normal guy island and nobody knew you。 ᅠ