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@Degrata254 Takes za ufala

Sisi mtoto ashakua mkubwa tukaachia grandfather we are eating life.

@SKanyeria @imnyambu I've always had the same sentiments

@imnyambu Bed to bed ceiling inspection resulted in 10 pregnancies which were all aborted

Matiti ya dem ikilala at 20yrs na Hana mtoto shida inaweza kuwa gani

@_Sakko It's a shame that these are the tallest residential buildings in Eldoret. No one wants to invest in real estate there. Why?

another sign that he won't easily go as you think ni hii hapa 💔😂

@s1ah_wanja Kuna aunt yangu alikuwa kama wewe tu. Ended up getting married in the village. Ako na watoto watatu sai

Juu gas na mafuta zimepanda,nimeamua kuolewa😭😂

@KatheuNzyimi I've been here before. As a man penda sana at your own risk. I once moved from a lesser expensive to a more expensive but smaller apartment just to find peace alafu bado mwanamke akanifuata kunistress

I even had to pause to read those texts properly. Kwani what was it about this girl that completely destabilized him?

Just watched that documentary. Are we sure that's the only reason the guy alijimaliza? 🤔

@big_zehrry 😂 😂 💯

I heard slim girls has the widest pvssy?

@SomoinaKapeen Damn. You're around 35

CUEA 2010

@polo_kimanii 😂 😂 😂

Na kwani these chics only pretend to love darkskin negros in the internet ama nini? They have never approached me to tell me I look nice na vile huwa nimedungia vinoma nikiingia tao. The only people who approach me are matatu packers asking me if im going to kisumu or Siaya

@mwabilimwagodi2 Naivas Ciata Mall, chandarana ridgeways mall, carrefour Runda Mall. Too many malls in one place

I was at Naivas in Ciata Mall on Kiambu road at 7.45pm and the cashier counters were completely empty. Isn't that like peak shoppers time? How do they make the rent?

@agundarachel @_MtuTano Madame wenu wako willing kubebwa ufala

@Klopsstar @_MtuTano So how Luos exist if no one wants their women? Mnakuanga wajinga unprovoked

Most Luo ladies look like men, are built like men, so I'm not shocked. Karibu afanane na Onyango Tate.

@Manvbai @_MtuTano Observation.

@Klopsstar @_MtuTano Hizi conclusions mnatoanga wapi?

@iamjatello @_MtuTano Mnacheza madame wenu vibaya sana.

@Klopsstar @_MtuTano Okay hii sasa umetoa wapi?

@agundarachel @eddy123779 @_MtuTano Who can marry luo women apart from luo men?

@Klopsstar @eddy123779 @_MtuTano And how is that a bad thing? How does it affect your life? Woven in my family are married by different tribes, and even if they were not, how is that your problem? Ama you’re just a bitter human?

@agundarachel @eddy123779 @_MtuTano It's not a bad thing. I'm just stating facts. Don't catch feelings.

@agundarachel @eddy123779 @_MtuTano Who can marry luo women apart from luo men?

@eddy123779 @Klopsstar @_MtuTano They have some low IQ takes yet luo women are in marriage more than their women

@MartinnaMaree I can do that. I need an experience with a tilapia babe.

I wake up at 4am everyday in order to get to the office by 8:30am. My body is so sore😭😭I need a massage

@bungomaduke Hii ni matope or?

Kama huna pesa ya kujenga just go for a cheaper option. Semipermanent houses are affordable and durable. Kama hii sasa. After plastering itakua sawa kabisa. Don't go for expensive loans in the name of Kujenga. Go for what you can afford.

@Motono__ @mutwiriiii 😂 😂

@mutwiriiii Unapiga nyap 2 hours bado unaskia, gaki aki usigwache puriis

A kiambu niggah amepeleka his weak strokes kwa matoke babe, na vile wanakuanga na appetite ya mtombo

@MartinnaMaree @malevemalonza Potential chance to get more customers but you can whatsapp we discuss more. Smh.

@malevemalonza Hey inadepend na size. You can WhatsApp we discuss more

My Murima friends wamenibeba tunaenda ruracio Meru💀💀😂😂😂😂 Kwa hili gari nimeshapata wateja wawili WA inverters na lithium battery. 😅😅😅😅