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The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the rediscovery of the Einstein-Rosen bridge (1935), by Albert Einstein and his colleague Nathan Rosen, than it was to today.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the last living Tasmanian Tiger (1936) than it was to today. The species is extinct.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the death of Robert Wadlow (1940) than it was to today. Wadlow was the tallest human being ever recorded with irrefutable evidence, standing 8'11.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to Danish geophysicist Inge Lehman discovering the Earth’s inner core (1936) than it was to today.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the birth of American media personality Bob Barker (1923) than it was to today.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to Lou Gehrig’s Farewell Speech (1939) than it was to today.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the birth of Native American actor Will Sampson (1933) than it was to today.

I PROMISE I’m not laughing

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the death of French painter Claude Monet (1926) than it was to today. Monet was born in 1840.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the opening of the first laundromat (1934) in Fort Worth, Texas than it was to today.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the birth of actor Warren Beatty (1937) than it was to today.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the death of King Ferdinand I of Romania (1927) than it was to today. Ferdinand was born in 1865.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the birth of the Dionne Quintuplets (1934), the first documented case of quintuplets surviving infancy, than it was to today.

They're all fucking losers. Sprewell spent more years in Golden State. LJ spent as many years in Charlotte as NY. Starks is one of the most overrated players in NBA history. Is that John Wallace lol?

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the death of American businessman John Rockefeller (1937) than it was to today. Rockefeller was born in 1839.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the death of Victoria Woodhull (1927), the first woman to run for US President, than it was to today. Woodhull was born in 1838.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the death of American actress Marilyn Monroe (1962) than it was to today.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the birth of American actress Marilyn Monroe (1926) than it was to today.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to the birth American action star Chuck Norris (1940) than it was to today.

The Knicks winning their last title was closer to Don Budge's Grand Slam tennis victory (1938) than it was to today.