KnifeAddict

@janefkndoe Looks like a clean job

Anyway, hope your Friday is going as well as ours!

@KnifeAddicts I wasn’t there, but yeah, it was either a sawzall or some kind of tool

One of my installers almost cut his leg off dude I have a photo, but it’s really gnarly and I don’t know if you guys want to see it

@BigDickBarclay Gnarly he did that with a sawzall???

OK, but you guys asked for it.

@elonmusk Oy Vey!!!!

Figures

I had a 6 pack of white claw in my shopping cart and I put them back.

@BigDickBarclay If you dont show it how are we suppose to know not what to do! Safety First!!!!!!

@TheOnlyDSC Probably stole that umbrella too, was probably left out to dry off.

This is what happens when all of us move away from them. They just end up robbing each other.

If this plate of poop looks appetizing to you, I need you to pack your bags and leave America.

@BigDickBarclay Its not bad and Sensi will give you a monthly usage report which is handy if you see gas/electric bill creeping up.

They make a touchscreen version if you want a bunch of smudges all over the thing on your wall you are never going to touch because you have it hooked up to your phone

Thermostats with different room sensors are a scam by the way. You’re just going to have one of those sensors be the primary thermostat no matter what. If you actually want to more evenly condition the space in your home make sure you have return ductwork in every bedroom and evenly spread out through the home. Then purchase a thermostat that will allow you to program a percentage of time every hour to have the fan on. This will make the air temperature equalize throughout the house. I recommend basic Sensi stats, but only because I’m most familiar with how to program those. They’re basically all the same except for ecobee and nests which you should avoid like the plague.

@BigDickBarclay Women think they deserve a "treat" by just finishing a day of work.

Why are you, an adult, waiting in line 20 or 30 minutes for coffee at 6 PM? Is seven brew really that good? I don’t think so.

@_Boomhauer Cotton was and forever will be S tier

@BigDickBarclay Surprised you didnt go for the new Dirty Dew flavor

New trough pop just dropped

@janefkndoe After that lunch by the water??? You're being a real show off today.

Got a piece of banana chocolate swirl cake in the fridge with my name on it.

@Dem_Tards @KSHB41 Giving them praise of course

@KSHB41 What is he doing to stop all of the crime by young black males?

Kansas City, Missouri, Mayor Quinton Lucas met with reporters moments after announcing the city’s plan for a $1.9 billion downtown baseball stadium for the Kansas City Royals.

@Emilio2763 She did porn too and was fart queefing in it.

Sunny was Such a Slut…

@HumanityChad And then they robbed that poor old man.

When the Caraballo family moved into their new home in 2023, they met their 82-year-old neighbor, Paul Callahan, a widower who had recently lost his wife and was living alone. One day he walked over with a ladder to help with repairs, and that simple gesture turned into daily visits, shared meals, and deep friendship. The children began calling him “Grandpa Paul,” and the family welcomed him into birthdays, holidays, and everyday life. What started as neighbors helping each other became something bigger proof that kindness can turn loneliness into family.

@Howlingmutant0 Holy Areola

Expanding my horizons

@Howlingmutant0 @PopBase Jeetah laced his Ketamine with cow piss. I say her prison sentence is justified.

@PopBase Did she put a gun to his head or something

Jasveen Sangha, aka the ‘Ketamine Queen’, has been sentenced to 15 years in prison in connection with Matthew Perry’s death.

@BigDickBarclay Legit? Tickets to an event where you two can go or tickets to an event where you take the kids too. Women just want out of the house.

Ladies, I know I give you lots of guff on here, but I’m calling in a favor. I want to do something really cool for my wife for our anniversary this year, but I can’t think of anything really cool or special off the top of my head. I would like advice from the bean nut gallery.

@janefkndoe I had some Ribs and baked beans. Get some food woman.

Me when it’s 7:30pm and I still haven’t had dinner