Diumdium™

Someone came to my dad's burial in 2021. A few hours later, he came to complain to me that the meat they put in his soup is very small. I have been waiting patiently for his own dad to......never mind.

@guzu_p No virgins were resting since oo, now you're back. Go back to where you're coming from. 😂 😂 😂

Nothing hurts me more than staying away from Twitter. It's never intentional. When I'm active, you all know I can tweet all day but when I take a break, it's usually a long one. I will rather take my time to deal with my personal problems offline for as long as possible then come back fully active than be going on and off. I won't go off for a day without dropping my motivation tweet if it's not necessary. I understand you lose followers when you go off for long which i actually don't care. I understand the algorithm doesn't favor you after not tweeting for long. I understand the importance of consistency. But still, sometimes a break is necessary. The world doesn't end online. We have offline problems we have to deal with. At the end of the day, problems ain't solved in one day so if I'm to wait to tackle all my personal matters and to fix them before I come back online, it will probably take a while. So we settle the crucial ones and come back hoping with time, we'll tackle them one after another. I apologize for my absence to those who were worried about me and at the same time, I really do appreciate those who checked up on me during my absence. I don't forget a face and I remember you all. I missed my Twitter community and the brotherhood and I'm happy to be back. Non virgins, landwhales, and 30 plus single expired bed to bed midfielders, your break is over. I gave you all two weeks of break which I intend to make up for in the next two months. The game might be brutal but it's still fair. WATCH OUT 🫵

@Wizarab10 Why did I see "Physical boobs" first before I read again? Omo. My life don Yomyom... 😭

Physical books >>>>

@gmltony Your life don Neo. 🤌

Ah it must work o

@5starbarber_1 A great man in the making.

My last semester results came out yesterday. Not what I hoped for, but ALHAMDULILAH 5 A’s & 2 B’s and my CGPA moved from 4.49 to 4.51. I still have one more semester to push it even higher. I’m just putting this out here to keep track of my academic journey, & coz I’m serious about my goal of studying abroad scholarships one day🙏❤️

@neo_officialll You no go shock ke? 😂 Villain!

Bring out your what?.😭😭😭

@avrilamaka 😂

@KnightofUmueze Absolutely 😂 and very anti Israel

Just when I thought I had received every insult possible on this app, I have unlocked a strange new world of haters 😂 I aint ever been called a jew before. 🤣

@Wizarab10 Onku, it's Monday morning oo... 😭

😊😊

@maxvayshia Both of you are right.

Much as this is something worth considering, we should remember that there are people who life denies a second child and they do fine. Life is not straight-jacketed and family is not always blood.

@benueboypj3_ Unku, you don dey push 60 oo... 😭

Mr pius, I stay in Lagos. Same address as last time

@Intellectual_OT Iwo ke? 😂 😂 😂

Hey, be mindful of what you say to people on this space cos you don’t know who is who, not all of us are okay with with sexual jokes, ask around. I’m a very pious and upright person, I take my self worth very seriously. You might think you’re joking but to me, it’s a serious matter. Where do you base tho ?

@benueboypj3_ @NwokeMpunity There is a numbers problem in Nigeria. Do these mfs know what 8 inches is?

@NwokeMpunity 4-7 inches?? Yes 8 inches, not so many. Statistics and research doesn’t lie

But how many niggas got 8inches though?? Let’s be serious

@faveda12 This shii is funny asf. 😂😂😂

So if I get married, all the meat, Milo and milk will be under my control? Waw 🤭

@avrilamaka If only a lot of men will learn ruthlessness from women.

I never want to live in a world where women are in charge. Every day I see that so many women's default setting is ruthless and mean.

@ThaBoyYom My babe no dey use me play oo. If you see brezzzzz... 😭

Relationship and/or Marriage aside… It just feels so safe to know you at least matter to someone beyond the surface level.

If you don't use the gym or exercise regularly, your relationship can never work out.

@Didi_xx__ My friend, answer the question first. 😒

African mothers btw😭

@Wizarab10 This misogini pass @neo_officialll own oo. 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

@1meajay She's trying to get you to repent and stop ashawoism. 😒

church babes too funny mehn! i toast you, you nor gree, i wan leave you now dey go, you dey remove flier dey give me say you dey invite me come your church program. to come and do what?

@Lifeof_AG01 Brooo... 😭

She really texted me "oh so your fingers worked when they were inside me last night but today they can't text me back"