Aneeta Patel

I’m listening to an audio book on @SpotifyUK with my son and two chapters stop midway! Can this be fixed please? We’re so disappointed :(

@Thermos do you do a left handed folding spoon? I got this lovely flask for my birthday but it’s not really useable :(

@theweekjunior 👋🏽 we got our first magazine today and my son wanted to let you know that the Afghanistan flag shown on page 7 is the old one from 1999! 🇦🇫

Please @forestbike_uk can you move your bikes. They are blocking our visitors parking space. I’m a cyclist but the rental bikes are left around so inconsiderately. London E3.

So we’re all agreed Alison Pearson and the @Telegraph are massive cunts yes!?

@emilykmay @jahnanair I don’t have a car and I still felt it to my core.

@jahnanair "bend the child into the shape of their car seat" is the realest thing i've ever read 💀

my 3yo just had the worst public meltdown of his life at the pool and i was among other toddler moms who were completely unfazed and then asked if they could help me pack up my pool bag as i was leaving and noticed that he left a toy behind. more of this please 😭

Me: look at my beautiful children I could lick their gorgeous faces. School photographer: please buy photos of these grimacing aliens. 2 x 6x4 and 21 wallet sized for £399.99 and your left kidney. Me: 👀 #schoolphotos

♻️🎉Aneeta Patel @KnittingSOS from WasteEnders is cutting down plastic waste at children’s birthday parties. She shares how making small steps can make a big difference. READ HERE: eastlondonlines.co.uk/2024/04/portra… #EarthDay2024 #TheClimateRefresh

@RichyCraven I’ve bookmarked this for when you have kids. I will remind you.

@thedigitalyenta Of course it’s personal for everyone but mine is microwave jacket spuds with butter and cheese. Preferably overcooked.

what's the easiest meal you can make when you have no energy or are in a depressive state or low mental health moment?

Honey DON’T BUY NEW TRAINERS 11 DAYS BEFORE @LondonMarathon @bbceastenders

@ShaNaNa @clhubes We notice the kids who don’t have this at home have ‘interesting’ table manners. It helps my resolve when it’s a tough dinner!

@RichterWriter @clhubes In my research everyone who talks about a ‘happy childhood’ says part of this is family meals around the table.

@clhubes We do this and I promise it improves! Now my boys are 7&9 and WE CAN TAKE THEM TO RESTAURANTS for dinner and they aren’t annoying! It’s a game changer and I think it’s because we put in the graft at home. Stay strong.

@woolverine77 We’re here for you. #knittingtwitter

Wrapping up the last couple of rows of the first section of my blanket 😁 #knitting #knittingtwitter

@DaniellePezza @Mick_Goulish Twitter is still sometimes wonderful!

So I’m at an estate sale of a guy who worked for JPL and the Planetary Society. I found a vial of unlabeled dust?? What are the odds it’s moon dust? Should I buy it and get it tested?

Feeling poorly so decided to give myself the night off from cooking. How much do you think the @IcelandFoods Takeaway pizzas are? Hint: they aren’t ‘any 2 for £5’. I’m exhausted enough without this hassle.

@Sathnam I’ve been ill in bed for a week but when I saw the first magnolia last week I actually cried. On the 277 bus from Dalston Junction.

Today is my first @PLR_UK day. It should have been my 16th but I wasn’t told/advised to register by either of my publishers. That’s thousands of £ lost. To say I’m disappointed is an understatement. Authors: REGISTER WITH PLR! @BloomsburyFashn @BloomsburyBooks #acblack

@CatherineMcNiel When the man comes around by Jonny Cash. When I was ill during chemo.