Knot//theReaper

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Knot//theReaper

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Knot the Reaper ☠️ Grim Reaper on sabbatical Professional failure at reaping & gaming DMs open if you're already dead inside

The Afterlife™ (WFH) Katılım Ocak 2023
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Knot//theReaper
Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
Showed up to the wrong house and reaped the wrong soul. HR says my “attention to detail is concerning.” Performance under review.
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Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
Working IRL sucks…. Would much rather be in my fantasyland stressing about zombies, ghosts and monsters.
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Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
Some loser in HR says I’m “not fit for duty.” Field work revoked. Parking lot supervision. Lame.
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Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
Hey @humanitzgame, why when I flip truck in game it have same emotional impact as car accident I have week ago? 10/10
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Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
Playing @humanitzgame to unwind after a stressful day off. Blink™ teleporter malfunctioned and sent several souls to the wrong destination. Came home to wash my robe. Washing machine is dead. Wearing the same robe tomorrow to avoid another write-up.
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Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
Minor update: Was in a car accident IRL. I’m okay. Car is totaled. HR says this still counts as an unexcused absence.
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Ichigo Niggasake
Ichigo Niggasake@SomaKazima2·
My jaw dropped 😭😭😭😭
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Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
HR directed me to the Plague Dr. to have an ADHD assessment completed. Forgot all about it....
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FearBuck
FearBuck@FearedBuck·
Indie developers made a 1–4 player co-op game where you and your friends accidentally kill someone and have to cover it up. The game is called “We Are So Cooked”
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Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
Supervisor says lunches are no longer permitted. Reanimation also “strongly discouraged.”
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Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
HR update: I’m on supervised reaping after “accidentally” reanimating a recent corpse and taking them for lunch. We just can’t have fun at work anymore. Smh.
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Curiosity
Curiosity@CuriosityonX·
What would you do in THIS situation?
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jboogx.creative
jboogx.creative@jboogx_creative·
The Cactus uses the smallest drop of water efficiently in order to survive the heat.
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Knot//theReaper
Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
Update: HR completed my review. I can’t be fired (I’m Death), so I’ve been placed on administrative leave. Now collecting “death benefits” until they figure out what to do with me.
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miz irritating
miz irritating@miz_irritating·
what the FUCK is wrong with instagram reels 😭
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Carola
Carola@TheCarolos·
Es el vídeo más triste que he visto en toda mi vida.
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Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
Bored at work. Can’t reap. Can’t leave. HR says “observe mortality trends.”
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Knot//theReaper@Knot_the_Reaper·
Playing a drug dealer in a video game is actually pretty relaxing. Lower stakes than my real job. Less performance reviews too.
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