Knowzel

"Ahah, hm, are you sure that’s enough ?"

do you ever forget to drink/eat something before brushing your teeth ? I can guarantee that beer is not a good one

Ahah I love this state when you’re that tired that even coffee is just as useful as water

Actually sipping on plain hot water.... Forgot to buy tea...

You even get the ‘life flashing before your eyes´ thing How fancy

There’s nothing better to reevaluate your life choices than a double flusher when you’re not home

Thank god for the invention of coffee Before I had to pinch myself awake Now I get to pinch my stomach awake at the same time

Can’t admit defeat now so let’s make it 30minutes on the clock, check phone and act surprised

Fuuuuuu- Made eye contact with someone where I wanted to go so right now I’ve been walking 20minutes in the opposite direction….!!!

Just because I arrived 30sec late mate Still mad

The kind of people with zero chill throwing other’s clothes on the ground because they were not here at the exact moment the washing ended Have a special place in hell

New achievement get! - 100G - Start a fire only using a microwave

Ah, as I have to travel later I did not want to eat out to not upset my stomach before. It failed, my stomach is upset that I did treat him to food.

Just tried to blow some air on spicy stuff It’s not very effective

Ah yes… de bons parents encore Au milieu de la route: « tu me saoule, ta gueule, ta gueule, ta gueule »

Okay, I’m saying it. Designers or wtv that do not put a search bar in settings are just evil masters asking for a special place in hell

I got a technique, if you can't hide that you're shaking, just make the whole thing seem intentional.

Can't sleep ? Just draw some weird stuff Insomnia? pff a blessing for aspiring artists

Lmaooo I think some people don’t want me anymore -> « wait how much time do you have your contract for again ? »