gods favorite fat piece of shit

Some where in America someone just finished jerking off to AI generated porn, hit their vape, turned on an Andrew Tate video and emailed the $20k Alpha Male Boot camp for the 100th time asking for their certificate.

this is what listening to judas priest feels like

I dj’ed SadBoyz tonight and realized I’m too old for this shit

The internet has been an increasingly exhausting place for the last 48 hours. Go the fuck outside and meet your neighbors or touch grass.

Man. It’s truly incredible how the older I get, the more and more I fall in love with The Cranberries.

Been in the new home for about two weeks and don’t miss the city a single bit. So much good is gonna come of this and I finally feel peace again. Pic of Hoover because it’s a mile from my house now

ELIJAH SMITH POWERBOMB KO WOOOOOOW @SpinninBackfist x.com/TakeruCigarra/…

Panda Express wreaking havoc on my bowels.

The older I get the more I understand Ted Kaczynski.......

Testosterone up by 30% fixing things around the house to sell it after I’ve been putting it off for years

2. Black Sabbath performing "Paranoid" one last time to end their final show

I have a hankering for a baritone guitar

Missing out on tonight? See you tomorrow

Joshua Van is a monster.

I would pay an unbelievable amount of money to not deal with the toddler meltdowns anymore holy shit

Not even out of act 2 of Expedition 33 and this may very well fall into my top five games of all time

Contender for worst UFC card of the year. JFC.