Koala

@arrakunrin Nope. You were allowed to say it in the original tweet but not anymore, sorry.

@bulbasauries Krookodile

drop ur fav pokemon and ill tell u if i trust u or not

@BaseballWRLD_ Why does Nolan look like a picture from 2011

None of those are people

@Yamscasino Praise the Lord starts off with it

When rappers say “get it??” after a punchline I turn the whole song off.

@Mariners Let JP hit lead off until the wheels fall off

Kicking off a three-game set vs. the A’s. #TridentsUp

@MLFootball @thewaynebreezie @KennyKing_Jr @scotteubanks18 @vinceayg_ @RamsHowse @shawnemerriman @JenniferMills21 @Reekayy @diehardboltclub @RaiderHours There’s a better argument to leave Trout off this list than to have him at 1

THE TOP-10 GREATEST CALIFORNIA ATHLETES EVER: 1: Mike Trout
2: Magic Johnson
3: Jerry Rice
4: Barry Bonds
5: Stephen Curry
6: Joe Montana
7: Shaquille O’Neal
8: Kobe Bryant
9: Clayton Kershaw
10: Shohei Ohtani What would you change…?

@_Konjac_Jelly We might have to wear the city connects every day like it’s 2024 again

Uniform Tracker as of yesterday

@JakeRammos Josh Naylor

gun to your head name a canadian

@RainiersLand Keeping him in the minors because the Rainiers love him so much is hilarious

Colt, COME ON

@rogerszmodys @Camd3n_77 He’s actually so bad oh my god, I would be a better manager than him and I’m so serious

Relying on Jose ferrer to not get fucking walked off

Logan fucking Gilbert. Give him the 8th

@ANerdNamedJerry My favorite won the World Championship in 2017

casual pokemon players who always shout "you're supposed to win with your favorites" love clinging onto the One singular pachirisu world championships win

@freeesweatshirt Average Kendrick fan

The idea of someones first 2 Kanye albums being jik and bully

@Mariners Fouling off bad pitches, taking balls, hitting homers. We are so back

Absolutely dumped.

That Cal at bat felt like a spiritual experience after this weekend

@4VertsOnCFB25 @xTylerxP @shannondrayer Split series vs CLE lost series vs NYY They’re assuming we lose today (we won’t)

@xTylerxP @shannondrayer when did they get an overtime loss?? have they transcended baseball??????

Lineup! Big white board in the tunnel, “Gameplan. Don’t hit the ball to Joseph Adell.” 😂 Very light-hearted and somewhat rambunctious clubhouse this morning.

Tonight we learned that there is a God, and he hates the Seattle Mariners

@rpg42069 @Mariners He died

@Mariners Any word on donovan?

Emerson Hancock takes the hill in Anaheim 👏 #TridentsUp

@SiteNYK @CoachD515 @LakeShowYo @lordadwani They would say it’s because he can’t swim

@CoachD515 @LakeShowYo @lordadwani Do u want Lebron to walk on water next

OKC fan: “Now you don’t have to play defense” Reaves: “Shut the f*ck up! He’s hurt!” OKC fan: “F*ck you” Reaves: “F*CK YOU!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@TalkinYanks LMAOOOOO

Cal Raleigh is not in the Mariners lineup for the Yankees series opener in Seattle He's 2-for-15 with 10 strikeouts to begin the year and coming off of an 0-for-9 skid with five strikeouts in the World Baseball Classic