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Kobbejaeger

@Kobbejaeger

Demotivational speaker, in need of shoes. Undertakers dig me.

Ypres, Belgium Katılım Ekim 2009
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Kobbejaeger@Kobbejaeger·
@sammorril Don't forget about Belgium on your European tour, Sam! Granted, we're small, right wing bastards and we kinda suck, but the beers are plenty and the women are loose. Am I selling it? Anyway, I would love to see you perform. Big fan! Let's say September 26th? 👊
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Kobbejaeger@Kobbejaeger·
'Yolo' - Ex-Hindu.
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Kobbejaeger@Kobbejaeger·
Some fortune tellers use tea leaves, but I prefer the hairs I collect from the shower drain. I see male pattern baldness in my future.
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Kobbejaeger@Kobbejaeger·
I'm probably ignorant, but what do I know.
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Kobbejaeger@Kobbejaeger·
I'm getting too old to die young.
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Kobbejaeger@Kobbejaeger·
I'd kill to be more philanthropic.
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Kobbejaeger@Kobbejaeger·
If there's any struggling fax machine manufacturers out there who are looking for an invigorating campaign slogan, I'm happy to suggest 'Stick to the fax'.
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Kobbejaeger@Kobbejaeger·
I come from a long line of very patient people.
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Kobbejaeger@Kobbejaeger·
Orthodontic issues? Get your prioriteeth straight.
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Katrien Desomer@DesomerKatrien·
Afghaanse First Lady op bezoek in Ieper. Inspirerend bezoek. fb.me/C6tbVyyl
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Katrien Desomer@DesomerKatrien·
Vredesprijs #Ieper 2017 gaat naar de Syrische White Helmets. Grenzeloos respect!
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