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The Pro(fessional)-castinator

@Koddzerwashe

Standard issue rural medicine man 👨🏾‍⚕️(n'anga youtano) Specialist in UNsound life advice

Harare, Zimbabwe Katılım Ekim 2018
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FAVE!
FAVE!@Just_ebube·
Why do I have trust issues with pharmacology???? So fluconAZOLE is an anti fungal. MetronidAZOLE is an antibiotic. MebendAZOLE is an anthelmintic. But omeprAZOLE is a PPI????
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@Mabharangizha Use of care hands is recommended for better tactile response during pizza preparation. Hygiene is just a word really. also....gloves make it harder to spread disease
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MABHARANGIZHA@Mabharangizha·
PIZZA INN, I will never eat your food what is this? These girls covered their heads but they touch the food with bare hands. Ewwww 🤢🤢🤢
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@GeneralBauer3 Calculate the amount of water that a pothole of average depth of ovoid shape can hold if a car can traverse it's length in 60 seconds at 10km/h. [5]
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The Bauer🇿🇼
The Bauer🇿🇼@GeneralBauer3·
Today I drove to Glenview using Amalinda road. I know there are bad roads but nah, that road torwards Churu farm?? Diabolical! Vakomana musadaro imi, kuita a whole minute urimupothole🙌
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Terrible Maps
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
Now featuring the Panama Canal
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Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
The world map from a fish’s perspective
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greg@greg16676935420·
Did you know? The “M” on top of a McGriddle represents the first letter of McDonalds which is “M”
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2001 Live
2001 Live@25YearsAgoLive·
I forgot when posting this story, but I have (1) airplane figurine on my desk and it’s a Lufthansa A340. I’m an adult but sometimes during work I play with it and make engine noises
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2001 Live@25YearsAgoLive·
Lufthansa commences nonstop service between Frankfurt and Phoenix, Arizona with the Airbus A340. This is the first time a Lufthansa aircraft has touched down in Arizona.
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J. C. Henry
J. C. Henry@henry_jibunor·
@DrNovinoTailor @modernHealthMe Administering a vaccine and immunoglobulin (Ig) together, such as in cases like rabies post-exposure prophylaxis or tetanus, requires careful timing and technique for safety and effectiveness.
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Modern Health
Modern Health@modernHealthMe·
A man presents with a bleeding dog bite. The dog is pet and vaccinated, available for observation. Best management? A. No treatment B. Vaccine only C. Vaccine + immunoglobulin D. Observe dog for 10 days, start vaccine only if dog becomes sick
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Medzonetv
Medzonetv@Medzonetv·
Identify this device:
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Womansplainer
Womansplainer@iWomansplainer·
I used to think this too until I re-read the books. The movies failed to capture Ron’s intelligence and charm. Hermione, an only child from a muggle family, would be drawn to the large, magical Weasley family. She also is not meant to be drop-dead gorgeous like Emma Watson, and Ron is supposed to be very tall and become quite attractive. Her relationship with Ron is a slow burn, but it makes complete sense.
The Moonlight Warrior 🌙@BlackMajikMan90

The main change that I want from the Harry Potter HBO Show is Harry and Hermione ending up together at the end. Even J. K. Rowling has admitted she made a mistake with putting her with Ron. This change needs to happen.

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Dr Abdul Hameed 🩺
Dr Abdul Hameed 🩺@drabdulhameed07·
Patient presents with pulsating swelling in the skull...💀 CT scan with 3-D reconstruction showed this.. 🚨 What is your diagnosis?
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Medzonetv
Medzonetv@Medzonetv·
A mother rushes into your clinic, visibly shaken. She was potty-training her 4-year-old son when she saw this large, live worm (shown below) wriggling out of his buttocks. 🪱 The boy has been picky with food and has a slightly distended abdomen, but no other complaints. As the Doctor, what is the most likely parasite involved and what is the First-Line medication for this child?
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COZWVA
COZWVA@cozwva·
Every District in Zim has a code that specifies where u come from on a national ID. The first code on your national ID shows which District you applied fir an ID at first. Then the last two digits or code specifies your District of origin. Here are some Districts and their codes
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Modern Health
Modern Health@modernHealthMe·
Guys, What are those cuts on the side of a boxer’s body?
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The Pro(fessional)-castinator@Koddzerwashe·
@Dr_Akajipen @Medzonetv In western medicine, the patient's autonomy must be respected at all times. Therefore legally and ethically she must be FULLY informed before any procedure is performed on her body including the pros and potential risks, and she must SIGN a consent form before a tubal ligation.
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Dr. Ugo Clinton
Dr. Ugo Clinton@Dr_Akajipen·
I get how tough this is for her, she's already carrying so much risk with her body worn out from all those pregnancies. As the doctor, I'd quietly respect her direct request and do the tubal ligation during the C-section since her life is genuinely on the line, then explain things clearly to both of them afterward. Saving her from a possible deadly bleed matters more than anything else right now.
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Medzonetv
Medzonetv@Medzonetv·
She is 38 years old, currently in her 10th pregnancy. Her previous 9 deliveries were all successful, but her body is tired. Her uterus is like an overstretched elastic band at high risk for Uterine Atony and fatal Postpartum Haemorrhage (PPH). 🩸📉 As the Doctor, you have a private conversation with her. She’s exhausted. She says: “Doctor, I can't do this again. Please, tie my tubes (Bilateral Tubal Ligation) during this C-section.” But then, the husband walks in. He is a Devout Catholic. To him, “Artificial Contraception” is a mortal sin. He believes in “Natural Family Planning” or “God's Will” alone. He looks you in the eye: “Doctor, we don't believe in those procedures. We take what God gives us. Do not touch her womb beyond bringing out the baby.” The wife is looking at the floor, silent. The husband is standing firm on his faith. You know that an 11th pregnancy could literally kill her. You are the Consultant in that room. The surgery is in 2 hours. ⏳ Do you follow the husband's “Religious Authority” to keep the peace, or do you honour the wife's “Secret Consent” to save her life knowing it might end her marriage?
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Zimviral 𝕏
Zimviral 𝕏@ZimViral·
Which parking lot inspired this house? 🤔
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