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Behind you 👺 Katılım Eylül 2021
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When people tag me to buy them a 2.1M laptop, how exactly do they assume it will go?
Val Gadgets@Val_Gadget
Tag someone to get you a laptop
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Grounded crayfish on sliced bread as a spread then you add another slice on it and dig in. Tastes like heaven. Try it and thank me later.
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And PETER OBI is not the lesser evil, never in our history have we had a politician that the opposition couldn’t stifle by pinning some of their crimes on them. In the context of politics, He is a SAINT, squeaky clean SAINT OBI.
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@Lifeof_AG01 Eating healthy???
Eating unhealthy too is expensive
Once you open your mouth
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"If 3 calls cannot raise 1M naira from your friend group,change your friends"
You keep money for your friends hand??
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@AgbawoGracious Warning
If an agent sends you a video of a house for rent and the agent is constantly saying "Very sharp" every 5secs in the background. BE CAREFUL
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I’m still looking for a standard 3 bedroom POP apartment with a budget of ₦350k .
Where in Nigeria can I find one? 😪
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Saying that the average Igbo person is voting for Peter Obi because he’s our own is a lie.
You can’t be making bold assertions like this based on what you think.
Replace Peter Obi with Orji Uzor Kalu and see if Igbo people with give a damn about him.
If Peter Obi is the “lesser evil”, you people should point us to a better candidate let’s come together and vote for the person.🙏🏾
Olori🍒@OloriOfOloris
This is the last thing I’ll say on tribe and politics this month. This narrative is deeply dishonest and unnecessarily triggering. Hausa voters largely backed Buhari because he's their baba, many Yorubas supported Tinubu, and even then the Yoruba vote was split, with a significant number of Yoruba youths choosing Obi. Igbos also gave a strong majority of their votes to Obi. Ask the average Igbo person on the street why they support Obi and you’ll often hear that he’s their own, their person deserves to lead, same goes for Hausa towards Buhari and that’s completely VALID. The truth is, many Nigerians tend to support candidates from their own tribe, even when it doesn’t directly benefit them. So singling out Yorubas for something that cuts across all groups is unfair! This tendency toward tribal loyalty is widespread and pretending otherwise is hypocritical
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Una own no dey pass “come to my house.” What is really in this una house ?
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A similar scenario made my uncle hold a family meeting for me.
I greeted my uncle like 5 times he didn't respond then I was like I won't greet again till I have his attention and/or make eye contact. So I walked past him, that same morning o, that's where issue started. Everybody had to gather because he was raising his voice.
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On my way to the church, a child greeted me, but I was too lost in my thoughts to hear, I just noticed someone passed. The little cute girl came back and said "aunty I greeted you, and you did not answer." 🥺 she should be around 7yrs.
I wish I had that kind of confidence when I was her age. Her mum is doing a great job.
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Gun to your head and you’re asked to sing any artist’s song word for word and if you miss a word you’re dead. Which song are you singing?
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Has Moniepoint overtaken Opay in usage/customer base?
I see more Moniepoint than Opay anytime I request for account to pay, especially for businesses and POS centers.
I see Opay more for individual non-business users.
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No be only passion, person just dey practise am to use manage life
Omolola@Omolola_pt
Is pharmacy still your passion or should I keep quiet? 😂
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@_mtchy_ Break your 3 month marketing budget into a weekly budget so that we will release the week 1 budget and whatever you earn from week 1, that is what we will use to fund the week 2 budget....Na garri we de sell???? Oga if you no get money, no de call yourself investor
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🚨 Sexual Skills are Natural (Either You're Good or Bad)
Okay 🙁
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@the_amazingama Or maybe it's too evil that we think this person must be stupid to think we don't see through this but all we do is point out the stupidity and not nip it in the bud
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The average Nigerian government official pretends to be stupid so that we won’t take them too seriously. They may not actually be stupid.
That’s because stupidity is more dangerous than being evil
People tend to tolerate stupid people more than outrightly evil people. And so stupidity is a weapon evil people can use
Nigerian politicians say and do so much stupid shit and we mock them meanwhile the Overton window continues to accommodate their incompetence. Over time, crass misbehavior and nonsense becomes normal
So many things that would have been outrageous 10 years ago are now normal
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What exactly did OPAY do to get so much acceptance from Nigerians🇳🇬?
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Just imagine waking up in Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s body… what’s your first move?
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