Konquer

Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment: 1. Expensive candles 2. Nice hand soap 3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (recession indicator 4. No clothes on the floor 5. No dishes in the sink 6. Uses face wash (bonus points if it’s not 3-in-1) 7. Owns a hairbrush 8. Plants that are alive 9. Wine glasses that aren’t stolen from a bar 10. Clean sheets (that smell like detergent, not “boy”) 11. More than two things in the fridge -and none of them are expired

Point of order. You may not call the President of the United States a felon.

Karoline Leavitt calls the Epstein files a "classic Washington hoax"

what do y’all hide here

Y’all folks on the east coast really be eating food out of gas stations?

Watters: Rubio is like your Mexican friend who is really funny

Ray J says that only Chris Brown and Usher can outshine him, and no other R&B artist is better than him 👀

"I probably won't need another Zip til next week". That was Monday.

If you’ve seen this movie, prove it by quoting it.

It is a proven fact the average Maga individual has a 12 point lower IQ than a liberal.