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The world belongs to the delusional and the semi retarded
Katılım Ekim 2011
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Davon and Tyrell are easily mixable names
Jay 💫@Jayyakamii
White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers
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Gonna buy 100 paper copies, distribute strategically, as I open my own practice, doing business oversight now. Potentially looking at crazy money practice wise and the book is a tool to get referrals
koob@Koob420
Buy my book on drugs a.co/d/028bzed8
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Seeing progress in the gym so fire. Especially when your ex is staying fat. Get mogged you whore.
Now to the racetrack to hit on beautiful women and bet ponies
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His names jack koch and he owes me $10,000
maha@mahaaaay
is he gay or does he just live in austin
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I helped one friend get skinny by continually calling him fat for years. “Sup fatass”, stuff like that. Called him out when we hung and he would order two meals. Basically was like yeah foods good but you’re making yourself disgusting, idk why you overconsume but let’s fix it
ً@omgsidewalks
How do you politely tell someone they're overweight ??
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When I did travel construction there would be a pint or multiple shooters in the porta potty’s by 6:45am when work started at 5
tendollar@tendollardanny
people being alcoholics and drinking on the job. you don’t hear much about that anymore
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By not being a faggot and just being like what’s up dude wanna drink and get highhhhh
Tim Ferriss@tferriss
If you ended up sitting next to a Nobel Prize winner or billionaire, what would you ask them? If you only had 2 to 5 minutes and they were willing to talk, how could you make the most of it?
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You can still do that there’s just way more heroin
Rose TheArtist@rosethaaartist
I remember you could go to a temp agency and get a job in a day
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I was paying like $170 a month to cheat
Softboy@softboywin
Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.
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51% studied some fucking bullshit lol that philosophy degree ain’t gonna get ya into law school bro
Gemini@Gemini
JUST IN: 51% of Gen Z graduates say their college degree was a “waste of money”
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