MichaelKopech

Throw gas, eat ass

I would like a win pls

They traded me lol

Home plate ump just wanted to make things interesting

Get more followers, bub

Too fuckin easy tonight boys. Eloy hitting bombs, me and hendriks pumping 100. Leagues fucked

@mitchmerck @barstoolWSD Big time loser right here

@barstoolWSD How is a White Sox fan shocked by gun shots? That’s like the theme song for the south side of Chicago

Holy shit you can hear the gun shots on the broadcast. This is horrifying

Bump

Put me in

No Moncada all series, no Madrigal, no Eloy, no Robert, no Kopech, still take 2/3 from a contender. The #WhiteSox are a juggernaut.

I’m too good for this league...smh

No one, bitch!

I’ll play center fuck it

@m_blahaha I’m Aware

Everyone wish me a happy birthday or else.

Yea I’m fucking gross, hop on the train bitches.

Easy

No worries, CGSO coming tomorrow regardless.

Decided to give them a run today, as a treat.

Hide ya kids hide ya wives