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Luton Town sit 3rd in the Championship. They have a real chance at promotion this season. Imagine a team with this stadium get promoted to the Premier League! 🤯

@noz_zyy Moyes is without a doubt the most disrespected manager out there

I remember when Moyes was literally heartbroken at that kid telling him the conference win didn’t mean shit cos of their style of play. sigh.

@TheSpursWatch @SkySports Hitler and Stalin

Jarred Gillet & Craig Pawson are the officials for West Ham vs Newcastle. @SkySports

The first admin to hire one of these blokes and replace them with the real player at training for an April fools joke is going to go triple plat on the TL

@CDIGODDESS Aussies and Brits suddenly dropping dead

@David__Osland Or maybe lower the tax on beer and the suffocating new NI contributions employers have to make??

If a pint of beer now costs a tenner, is £15 an hour minimum wage really such a Big Ask?

@blthfc Thank god we didn’t make any panic signings though!!

Spurs attacking options in full: Solanke: 5 months missed Richarlison: 6 weeks missed Kudus: 5 months out and counting Odobert: 3 months out and counting Tel: ✅ Xavi: 🆕 9+ months out Maddison: 9 months out and counting Kulusevski: 12 months out and counting Muani: 6 weeks

@Glassinho @thfcjoao This has been a problem for YEARSSSS. And people have done nothing but blame the coaches and their training styles!! The medical team should be sent to The Hague

Sessegnon has gone back to Fulham and gotten fit and looks like he's got his career back on track. There needs to be a serious investigation into what we do to our players. We are ruining careers with how bad our medical and physio team is at Spurs.

@yiddogusdos Yeah well done dickhead. He’s injured now 👍

wait a second…

@ErtDoesArt Not really. If they just hired more animators it would be fine

This is the worst news that could’ve come out about this show

@TottenhamTiers @Plettigoal FIRE LANGE YOU STUPID CUNTS!!!!!!

Sebastian Kehl is now the leading candidate as #Tottenham’s new director. Spurs want him to rebuild the team ALONGSIDE Johan Lange. Sources close to Kehl indicate that has not yet decided whether he wants to return to football immediately or take a break. [@Plettigoal] 🥇

@AngloCatholica @oJaayCo They’d send him to the fucking Hague

@oJaayCo Imagine if that’s Romero 😭

Put him in any other shirt in the league and he’s seeing red. You won’t see a more clear red this season 👍🏼

@Daily_Hotspur @szyexcl NO HE DOESNT GET TO LEAVE. SEND HIM TO THE CARTEL WITH A DEBT.

🚨 NEW from @szyexcl: Johan Lange is very likely to leave #thfc by next season.

@theEnd1882 If I was still at school now I would have hung myself. When we got filled in by Bayern years back I couldn’t look my mates in the eye let alone if we got relegated lmfao

How are we meant to go into school/work/uni if we get relegated

@SpursOfficial @Castrol LOCK TF INNNN

Back home on Saturday 🏟️ 👉 @Castrol

@thfcwiII @Billie_T It’s an England kit mate

Banging quality England shirts on DH gates for under a tenner if anyone wants, fast shipping too sale.dhgate.com/lbtnNt21

@panks_79 @Nathan_chaka Christ 😭😭😭

The cost to the club of relegation is huge. Give Klopp a call. Tell him there’s £20m on the table for keeping us in the PL. See what he says.

@SpursBol As if living in Bolivia isn’t bad enough. You decide to support Tottenham too…

SE ACABÓ...

@SpursOfficial I cba with you lot. We’re fucked

Defeat in N17.

@Nigel_Farage And who brought them in…?

Our brilliant young minds are being replaced by goat herders from Afghanistan.

almost crashed whilst glancing at a fiat 500