kortney

My personal trainer tells me how cute she thinks I am while I’m working out and I do appreciate it, but it’s not motivating lol. Like call me Big Warrior Bitch or something while I’m lifting

The Misty Copeland cameo was fire #oscars

I hope reincarnation is real and in our next lifetime, we come back as the group we inflicted the most pain upon. Y’all need a taste of your own medicine.

@_bobsworld_ Aww friend, I’m so glad he’s back with you. I would be in shambles without my little bestie lol.

@KortMarie_ It was! He's my emotional support dog I had got when my dad started transitioning

My mama called this morning to tell me my dog was missing and I haven't been able to think straight 😫😫

@_bobsworld_ So glad to hear. I know that must’ve been tough. 💛

@KortMarie_ We found him 💜💜💜

@zaddikim1 Because that shit is ultra-processed with horrible ingredients 😂

I don’t know what’s in Popeyes chicken, but I felt like a tranquilizer hit me after eating it. 👀 lol

I’m not a ‘keep your enemy close’ type of soul. You can get your raggedy ass away from me 💛

This or nothing

I’ve been quietly stressed every episode of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms because Ser Dunk wasn’t training. Like this man didn’t practice at all. My guy got tore up 😂

@JefeTheSaint He’s an ego-driven piece of shit tho 🌚

@zero_cool1991 My worst fear is someone tweeting about my poor form in the gym

THEN moved the gym fan & angled it towards himself. Aight man.

Of course this man hopped on the cable machine in the middle of my circuit without any inquiries if I was done with it or not.

@arigamii @JefeTheSaint Put it back on my friend 🍿

@JefeTheSaint It’s so good!

It was my dog turning up for the #BenitoBowl for me 🤣🇵🇷

@zero_cool1991 He did an episode with his therapist once and she lovingly read him to filth.

@KortMarie_ & all he does is talk!! He never shuts the fuck up!!

A man not having ANY platonic relationships with women is the biggest red flag you can throw

@zero_cool1991 He’s so scummy lol. Every time he opens his mouth I find him more lame.

On top of 9 kids & 4 baby mamas. So all that tracks

It’s cute the way men’s faces light up when they see you with wet hair for the first time

@zero_cool1991 No one will ever convince me that manifestation isn’t real

I need some yabos in my face real soon

what’s up with the cold ass bread and equally frozen butter that is served on every international flight?