Kotch

savannah bananas is just cocomelon baseball for disney adults who think mlb games are still too long

A Chick-fil-A employee using a mechanical lift to throw away a single trash bag just sparked a massive culture war. ​Blue-collar workers filmed it from above, laughing and saying modern men have gotten completely soft. Half the internet agrees, bragging about slinging 50lb boxes into trailers by hand all day. ​The other half says Chick-fil-A is brilliant. Fast-food trash is incredibly heavy, and this machine saves employees' backs while preventing massive workers' comp lawsuits. ​Are we becoming a weak society, or is this just smart corporate safety?

Imagine if from 7-10AM Chipotle made the world’s best breakfast burritos… Start in a few exclusive stores, make it go viral, then scale nationally. Seems like it’s a huge opportunity right in front of them.

I won't be putting 85 octane fuel in anything I own. What u save at the pump you'll pay for later when it gums up your engine.

Honestly a wild stat

“If Caitlin Clark could play in the NBA, everybody would applaud it. That would be an incredible thing. But if the last guy on the bench of an NBA team went to a WNBA team and started averaging 40 points, everybody would know that is BS." - Legendary Broadcaster Bob Costas Women’s sports should be female ONLY.

Friendly reminder that on a closed ecosystem like console, you are 100 % at the mercy of the platform holder, when everything becomes all-digital and their store is the only distribution option left. They will milk you for everything and then some, if you want your "convenience".

This is what peaked my wife. Her parents rented to a deadbeat woman with a prior bankruptcy. Her dad knew it was a risk, but thought, well, everyone deserves a second chance. Tenant paid rent for a short period, then just...nothing. They filed for eviction (tenant actually tried filing a restraining order to stop the case-in-progress, lol). Tenant stretched out the hearings for months, citing one made-up catastrophe after another as justification for not showing up. While waiting for trial, wife saw people coming through the courtroom who hadn't paid rent in a year successfully bargaining for $50k cash payoffs to leave. Wife's family was offered something similar, but took it to trial on principle. When they finally won, it took the sheriff something like 6 months to evict. Anyway in all the mess they found out that scamming landlords for buyouts was basically her life's work. She had like a dozen of these evictions, but they never showed on her background check because they kept getting sealed. Being a landlord in California is a sucker's game.

Ding, ding, ding. Dog. Driver. One of the most underrated young players in the league.

Can’t watch Mets/Pirates and Paul Skenes because I need a second subscription in two days Peacock? Really?

The toughest decisions we faced in 2010

🚨BREAKING: The NAHL just drew a hard line. Any player who skates in a non-sanctioned U.S. junior league will be ineligible for the NAHL for that entire season — even if it’s just one game after Sept 1. Translation: choose your path carefully… because there’s no going back.

5 years ago, the Canadian national women’s team lost to multiple Jr. A teams I don’t know if I’d call you crazy, but you definitely didn’t think the outcome through at all. It would be so lopsided, the men wouldn’t even want to play out of not wanting to embarrass the women.

Alex Tuch playing this like he was 3 minutes into his overtime shift

23 year old Kamel Hawkins… Should result in an immediate public death penalty. For everyone to see.