$700k TC Staff Engineer

@pli_cachete Fuck

Sorry 500K TC engineer this is the real world. Here the 40k grad student gets the girl

@gregisenberg Yep it’s hell, time to get off this app for the day

my entire timeline is this, how about you?

@_opencv_ Gotta write a script to auto filter them out based on location or something

@bruhtropolis Source?

Fun fact: this guy used to stream League in season 4 and quit after getting caught scripting now he's a fitness influencer with over 9 million followers on Instagram

@breadboymac You gotta get MFs to commit to a repo you control so they can’t pull shit like this

So we paid for someone to build Quittr on Android Now he won’t give us the source code 🥳 and he’s using my name in analogies 🕺 and wants more money 😂 SO I am gonna pay someone $5k to: - re develop quittr on android - 14 day timeline - $1k bonus if done in a week - potential long term fit with team Email alex@bitlabs.vc if this is you

@maybectrlfreak This is a man of culture

Asian girl tier list S: Chinese (Shanghai/beijing/Dongbei/Sichuan), Korean (Plastic) A: Chinese (other), Taiwanese, Japanese B: Vietnamese, Korean (natural) C: Malay, Thai F: Filipino, Cambodian, Skibidi countries (Myanmar Laos etc)

😌

@Babygravy9 Anyone know what the original account is?

New cringe-making masculinity retreat video just dropped.

@creatine_cycle MFs like me can’t resist the urge to teach people jiu jitsu at the function after like 2 drinks (blue belt btw)

last night's SF party had it all: - the giant communal shoe rack - 7:3 ratio of guys to girls - all-gender jiu-jitsu room - swarms of men around each asian girl - bathroom sandals

@schizohustler What if she’s really, really hot?

i fundamentally cannot respect you if you have an asian wife

@MiladyBonkle Brazilian jiu jitsu

What’s a hobby for young adult men that’s not so reddity like rock climbing?

@LongOnlyLarry Naw they do, it’s just incredibly low volume compared to dating apps. Your friends will only have like 3 eligible people for you, vs 100000 on dating apps and other venues

It doesn’t get talked about enough the death of dating. No one sets their friends up with other friends anymore, whereas decades ago that was the way people met their significant others.

@JadeTycoon @var_epsilon Ever heard of Ramp?

@var_epsilon Not a single serious startup is being built in nyc. Founders are just there so they can larp the finance bro lifestyle and do ket at mirage

there are more startups than this in a single blue bottle in SF

@chessMan786 Some of the worst advice I’ve ever heard for 99% of aspiring software engineers

Everyone should learn C and Assembly

@taufiqintech @sama It’s probably much bigger and more expensive to run. Maybe just don’t use it if you don’t want to pay that price?

@sama For context, GPT-4o is 30x cheaper for input tokens and 15x cheaper for output tokens. This is bonkers. Maybe they don't want developers to use their newest models anymore?

GPT-4.5 is ready! good news: it is the first model that feels like talking to a thoughtful person to me. i have had several moments where i've sat back in my chair and been astonished at getting actually good advice from an AI. bad news: it is a giant, expensive model. we really wanted to launch it to plus and pro at the same time, but we've been growing a lot and are out of GPUs. we will add tens of thousands of GPUs next week and roll it out to the plus tier then. (hundreds of thousands coming soon, and i'm pretty sure y'all will use every one we can rack up.) this isn't how we want to operate, but it's hard to perfectly predict growth surges that lead to GPU shortages. a heads up: this isn’t a reasoning model and won’t crush benchmarks. it’s a different kind of intelligence and there’s a magic to it i haven’t felt before. really excited for people to try it!

@ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk How much has TSLA gone up over the last 5 years vs just cherry picking one bad month? 🤡

Hey @elonmusk, what are 5 things you accomplished at your job last week? Have you thought about coming into the office instead of working remotely?

@elonmusk I had a niche auth token + cookie edge case which o1, o3-mini-high, and Claude 3.5 all failed to solve. Only Grok 3 was able to figure it out

Grok 3 is becoming superhuman

@IntegratedAlex Sick, I’ve been doing this a lot too. Can be very interesting and insightful

@in_loco_nomen @jdpeterson @elonmusk Androids aren’t inherently inferior, hardware spec wise they are basically the same as iOS. What I’m saying is almost all companies prioritize their iOS apps over their Android apps, so the apps themselves are worse and there’s not enough Android engineers to build them

@KotlinChad @jdpeterson @elonmusk Are you a professional android app maker because Android is inferior or because you are an inferior app developer? I'm not sure what you are saying???

You can now download Grok as its own dedicated app