Kral

I'm going to pin this tweet.

Is anyone ok?

If a Chicago bartender has never offered to buy you a shot, you're definitely an asshole.

My kink is passing electric divys on my bike.

Ever think about how many celebrities are wearing their retainer right now?

I was today years old when I learned you ask 'who is it' instead of saying 'come in' because there are always evil spirits about.

We are not shutting down again. Ever. We don't care how bad this shit gets.

When I go out on the town with my boys in our masks we call that a mask man date 😉

The lizard man gnaws at the ligaments of the soul.

1/2 “Societies never know it, but the war of an artist with his society is a lover’s war, and he does, at his best, what lovers do, which is reveal the beloved to himself, and with that revelation, to make freedom real.” Happy Birthday James Baldwin!

The Damen-Diversy-Clybourn intersection has become left turns on red only.

Listening to authority does not absolve you from responsibility.

What if we kissed in the @Criterion closet?

'I will be too tired. I am going back to bed.' Toad went back into the house.

What if we kissed when fascism destroys America.

Really wish I could show you all the funny tweets I see on here.

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Look at these incredible openers!

Look at this human being human. Let's shame the human human. I for one would never be caught being human. Consumer robot, send tweet.

I always assume I'm imposing when I text.

Some days life is one big quick change.