The Assman

Double nutsack bottom on my $testicle. We all know where this is going.

@LexaproTrader We’re witnessing the final nail in the coffin of Solana memecoins. Was a good run while it lasted. Every bear/new bull spawns a new asymmetrical opportunity. Excited to see what comes next.

Ideally we would be in a space that fosters and rewards innovation and competition. The fact that Pumpfun/ Solana have done the exact polar opposite has been their biggest failure and imo the reason why they won’t be a part of the future.

@s0rry_sms @fomomofosol Unfortunately, its most likely over. There’s no going back. Some other asymmetrical opportunity will arise over the rest of this bear market/into the next bull. Just gotta stick around and be ready to take advantage.

Average hold times by Solana wallets over the last 750 days This week 2 years ago: 1.48 DAYS Now: 60 seconds Think about what has changed 2024: Memecoins were communities, people with 9-5's could participate, they could buy and sleep, hit raids when they had time. 2026: Hyper reactive scalp trading against streamers, bots & malicious wallets. Nobody can participate, and if you do you get rinsed. Look who the launchpads interact with Are they good for the space or extractive? Look at the updates platforms push Are they doing anything to help you spot malicious tokens? Buyers need to increase their standards again, vet your devs, look for genuine humans and build together. Or we can watch this chart go zero.

ever since creator fees was introduced, we had memes goto 50m, 100m and even 200m fees went right into the pockets of the CTO leader (rightfully so) but what happens if the fees now go back into the chart and get burnt with the top 30 holders of a project bagworking just for the love of the game thats $income for you.

@jamesclift Durable, build me a business called pointsLoft. People input how many credit card points they have, where they want to go, and the results show how they can get the best deals on fligjts, seat upgrades, etc. (ex: they send their points to jetBlue because their worth more there).

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@ganjathang 👏 👏 👏 every single person on CT needs to read this.

@ashrobin do we have any confirmation they actually pay out profits?

one of the questions people ask me the most is "can I make it trading memecoins with only a few SOL" of course the answer to that is yes, tons of people have made it while starting with a few hundred dollars but now there is a prop firm built on Solana where they're funding traders up to $100K with 90% profit share if you're good onchain but lack liquidity or you want to size into trades but don't want to take on as much "risk" then this could be a solid opportunity the Solana Funded platform is fully onchain, and you can use any trading terminal via their browser extension Solana Tap give it a shot if you're trenching but looking for access to more liquid to be able to trade with

@degengamblah its a complete disaster. it rewards Kol Farmers and incentivizes devs to bundle their coins to make any money. we need something that rewards holders NOT traders.

ok, as a pf constant critic. I want to say THANK FUCK. Hopefully this can make somewhat of a change to the culture in this space where people pivot from deployer back to trader because they can no longer make an annual salary a day. Happy to try this out & find out the real impacts.

@gr3gor14n become a shareholder of the $company

@0xBiZzy @fartillions $5

The scotal tek may be down but it is not out. Never underestimate the unrelenting will of a big group of giga tards with one mission lol.. I promise you’ve never seen this much mental illness and brain damage in one place on the internet and they won’t stop 😅

@Chairman_DN positioned in the best nutsack tech on the market $testicle

The same coins that were the winners last go around will not be the winners this time. With the exception of a few coins… the saying “new coin good, old coin bad” is true. The caveat is that the new coin must have a solid community, strong narrative, and whales/team who know what they are doing. Positioned accordingly.

@tryfomo getting her a fat bag of $testicle

“Babe what are you getting me for Valentine’s Day?” Best I can do is buttcoin, what’s your fomo handle?

Study the strength of $testicle. Grabbing more nutsack here. $5

@SheikhAbdulla91 Eunuch

@KramerCharts Keep getting farmed by bizzy and dipwheeler.

A 3rd Ball, I repeat, a 3rd ball has formed on our $testicle. One of the most rare occurrences in nature. Balhalla is in our sights, boys. Eunuchs will seethe.

@iruletrenches Miyamoto knows ball(s). Sack up and join us. $testicle

This is true, testicle has the strongest cult i’ve seen in a long time, since $Useless. My feed and the comments on my posts are like 90% nut sacks. I don’t own any, but i love the bagwork, hope they win.

I’ll be honest. After scanning the ecosystem, I was able to find value in four tokens at these levels. All of them have outstanding added value. $Buttcoin has a billionaire backing nearly 10% of the token and the original creator of the meme token. $Tomato has a strong leader behind it, bringing us closer to what the future of agriculture is and will be. This will clearly catch the attention of big players. $Copperinu features one of the ecosystem’s heavyweights Murad-style creating a token directly tied to the most valuable metals in the world. And lastly, $Testicle, which has a narrative similar to Buttcoin. Here we also have a leader buying the dips who said he would buy up to 10% if necessary. We have someone in charge of the LP, which is extremely important for whales to enter and position themselves. As you can see in the image, we have the same liquidity as a token with double the market cap. As you can see, they all have strong points in their favor, but what really caught my attention was how active the community is and how its voice spreads like a prophecy across X and Telegram. In my time in crypto, I’ve learned that organic communities sooner or later end up winning. Even though the price is lower than in the screenshot, and two are already far above their initial levels, I believe that in the long run we’ll also be winners. Does that mean the other communities won’t? I never try to say that. I like seeing them go up. I like seeing Buttcoin rise because, despite the PvP that may form, whoever takes the lead will give momentum to the other. In this case, I’ll take the view that competition is good because it forces us to work harder. I wish the best to all four, but at this moment I’m a firm believer in $Testicle. That said, all of them have the opportunity and the capabilities to reach the elite 100-million club.

@rasmr_eth $buttcoin or $testicle

Remember that PEPE spawned in the bottom of a bear. "The bottom of the bear market dictated the next cycle being the meme coin super cycle. So now, there is a seed that is going to sprout and dictate the next bull market narrative"

I will buy 10% of the supply if I have to.

My initial calculations were off. The double nutsack bottom on our $testicle was bigger than anticipated. Balhalla awaits.

Percentage drop isn’t the best indicator. Just look at the 200 and 300 week simple moving average. Historically acts as a very strong floor for btc. 200w sma - ~57k 300w sma - ~50k Even during the FTX crash, btc didnt quite reach the 300w sma. We’ll bottom and range somewhere around 50-60k. Maybe wick below for a little if things get really ugly.

Bitcoin bear market drawdowns have a clear pattern: 2011: -93% 2015: -86% 2018: -84% 2022: -77% Every cycle, the drawdown gets smaller as the market matures. Following this trend, the 2026 bottom should be around -70% from the $126K ATH. That puts us at $38K. Good luck buying your bottom at $69K, $60K and $50K. I’ll see you at $38K.