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@jalymrabey @csoaresffc

"se botasse o Neymar o Brasil ganhava" o neymar no banco

@King_Lunariano @csoaresffc

Esperando fazerem a versão da calvosfera com o Renan segurando o crânio do tio do alanzoka

7 de maio de 2026

@Sam_zinhons Sim

Isso é meta gente?

Rejecting science is easy. Understanding it is hard. Yet only this path leads to fullness of life.

ninguem nunca chegou em mim em festa ninguem nunca deu encima de mim ninguem nunca curtiu meus storys ninguem nunca pediu meu numero ninguem nunca me elogiou sinceramente nunca beijei na boca nunca fiz mao boba nunca fiz sexo

How it feels having someone genuinely listen to your nerdy interests

Imagina vc gostar da pessoa e ela de vc

@alanzoka Eu amo os seus sustos, as suas recomendações, os seus vídeos, tudo! queria jogar algum jogo com você, seria engraçado HAHAHAHAHAHA

locuras que quero experimentar em 2026: - perder o bv - abraçar uma mulher - falar palavrão pela primeira vez - faltar igreja no domingo - provar uma gota de álcool - sair 2 vezes em um mês - experimentar drogas pesadas - sexo - jogar GTA V

Gen Z is preferring Spider-Man instead of having sex.

@csoaresffc @alucard_again Porra é essa Cauã

@alucard_again @Krawk_OO7

@csoaresffc @exfootballfan Krlh que bglh doido mano

@exfootballfan @Krawk_OO7

De Ligt is never going to play football again, it’s all being completely hushed up by the club at the moment, Carrick doesn’t want the team being distracted in the run-in if the news breaks out. The players themselves haven’t even been told, it’s going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks – a couple of years ago he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills, it’s why Bayern got rid for nothing and no other clubs were in for him. Utd thought it was worth a punt just for past reputation. It’s weakened his body which is why he’s only managed 90 minutes here and there. Remember the “bruised back” early in the season? Hormones. After the Palace game he decided he wanted to go through the full gender reassignment surgery, that’s why he’s not been seen since. He had it done last week. FA say he can’t be in the men’s game any more. He has chopped his dick off.

@streetfighthard @csoaresffc

sparta kick down the stairs

sextou galera

@ShitpostReels @csoaresffc