K.B.I

Me when I pay in cash and my bank account stays the same

That continental breakfast was to die for 🤤

sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time.

Nothing like having chub rub in November, in Illinois….

GOOD MORNING NEW GIRL NATION

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

Pink Slip, the fictional band in ‘Freaky Friday,’ will return for the upcoming sequel, producer Andrew Gunn tells @Cosmopolitan.

fergie once said “if you ain't got no money take your broke ass home” and i’ve been home ever since

@kylee_koons @lyfeofguy Hahahahahhaha

@lyfeofguy @Kris10711

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

get in the car it’s august

@kylee_koons @jennasartie I agree!

Tom Holland said: “If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don’t have my number then you probably don’t know me well enough to have a problem with me.”

@kylee_koons In her tiny car

A collection of things my aunt said in the group chat on the way to Nashville:

Just a couple of chlorine tablets will do ya

@jennasartie Mad

Ok Kansas City bye

“do you remember?” me:

@kylee_koons @jennasartie @meghanrienks I would die

@jennasartie @meghanrienks NEED

i need taylor swift to do a folkmore tour but nobody is allowed to stand, everyone gets assigned a picnic blanket and a basket full of tissues, weed gummies, assorted cured meats, cheeses, snap peas & various dips.

If the aliens want to step in at anytime… that’d be great 👍🏻

You’ll feel so good about yourself and then your mom is like “so what’s going on with your eyebrows”